Shit Flix Classix: Highlander - Thurs @ 2200 EST

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[22:21] <Trebbers> 3
[22:21] <mvt_> know that i'm on my feet in my apr
[22:21] <mvt_> apt
[22:21] <mvt_> also doing that
[22:21] <Trebbers> 2
[22:21] <Trebbers> 1
[22:21] <Geoff> do you see the universal logo
[22:21] <wintergreen> yeah
[22:21] <bugs> amp let me hit play on the remote tonight
[22:21] <donnamartin> oh wow
[22:21] <Trebbers> Moving up
[22:21] <wintergreen> finally getting serious, eh?
[22:22] <donnamartin> is that like asking someone to move in?
[22:22] <Geoff> is there supposed to be sound
[22:22] <mvt_> a long time ago in a galaxy far far
[22:22] <Geoff> or is it silent?
[22:22] <wintergreen> i hear sound, geoff
[22:22] <dan2> there should be sound
[22:22] <Trebbers> yeah sound
[22:22] <dan2> and lovely color
[22:22] <Geoff> would be useful to put my headphones on
[22:22] <Trebbers> Glorious sound
[22:22] <wintergreen> that lady looks like jenny from muppets take manhattan
[22:22] <wintergreen> like the character, not the actress
[22:23] <mvt_> this guy wishes he was an attacker
[22:23] <Geoff> he said the p word
[22:23] <dan2> volume up
[22:23] <mvt_> this movie is the vox lux prequel btw
[22:23] <donnamartin> oh god vox lux
[22:23] <donnamartin> i love that movie
[22:23] <mvt_> you're in good hands then
[22:23] <bugs> ladies and gentlemen, jon and the arbuckles!
[22:23] <Trebbers> haah
[22:23] <donnamartin> i might be the only one, mvt
[22:24] <mvt_> i'm in heaven
[22:26] <Geoff> fire risk
[22:26] <Amp> this song gives me chills. it's the ultimate stupid rock n roll anthem
[22:26] <bugs> new batman villain: two boob
[22:26] <mvt_> yeah i'm losing it
[22:26] <Geoff> 2 cool 2 clap
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[22:27] <mvt_> i'll prob do a video art installation about this clip of ellen rocking rn
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[22:27] <Bob511> The Swing Kids are in real trouble now
[22:27] <mvt_> it should be in the next venice bienniale
[22:27] <donnamartin> i need this dress
[22:27] <Geoff> xc om crossover
[22:27] <Trebbers> That monster
[22:28] <dan2> willem da throw
[22:28] <wintergreen> the socs vs. the greasers all over again for diane
[22:28] <donnamartin> at least they let them finish the song
[22:28] <mvt_> the pax
[22:28] <Geoff> pow paff wam whoop
[22:28] <Trebbers> Insane set up to a movie
[22:29] <wintergreen> i think fox news airs this footage for all their chicago stories
[22:29] <donnamartin> lol
[22:29] <Amp> remember when Lee Ving was a movie star
[22:29] <mvt_> sick editing
[22:30] <Trebbers> Looks better than 99% of car action in movies today
[22:30] <mvt_> i was shocked the other day at finally watching the batman and seeing action scenes that didn't suck, sorry nolan
[22:30] <Geoff> this is too dark, I need to pump up the brightnes in my monitor
[22:30] <mvt_> geoff just sink into it my man
[22:31] <dan2> for what it's worth it seems fine to me
[22:31] <Bob511> Pare Rider
[22:31] <mvt_> this might be my 2nd fav hair in cinema
[22:31] <Trebbers> Some weird wipes going on
[22:32] <donnamartin> they stole from star wars
[22:32] <dan2> whole town looks like it could use a wipe
[22:32] <Geoff> needs more cowbell
[22:32] <Bob511> Wipes by The Mangler
[22:32] <Geoff> bill paxton
[22:32] <mvt_> this town def got mangled
[22:32] <mvt_> i told you the pax
[22:32] <mvt_> but you didn't listen
[22:32] <donnamartin> grand bush?
[22:33] <mvt_> hey this aint yr turff
[22:33] <donnamartin> oh my god that shirt
[22:33] <lhs> he left his sleeves in his other jacket
[22:34] <donnamartin> he's here to kick ass and rip off sleeves, and he's all out of sleeves
[22:34] <dan2> most dangerous bowling league in the city
[22:34] <wintergreen> lots of streets so far, but no fire
[22:34] <Trebbers> Good thing he's keeping them from fucking up the diner
[22:34] <mvt_> i'm seeing some fire
[22:34] <dan2> rick moranis is fire
[22:34] <Geoff> nice transitions
[22:35] <mvt_> ricky blaze to his fans
[22:35] <Geoff> this is the longest credits ever
[22:35] <wintergreen> pretty sure there's a homies toy of this car
[22:36] <mvt_> i never clocked raven's last name and i've seen this over twelve times
[22:36] <mvt_> shaddock?
[22:37] <Trebbers> Juvenile huh
[22:37] <mvt_> 17 yrs old tops
[22:37] <mvt_> it was a dif era
[22:37] <wintergreen> that's how 17 year olds looked before all the birth control pills got in the water supply
[22:38] <mvt_> i think diane lane is actually 17 or 18 here
[22:38] <donnamartin> did they also sound like carla from cheers?
[22:38] <mvt_> it was right after fabulous stains i think
[22:38] <Trebbers> hell yes
[22:39] <mvt_> coins
[22:40] <wintergreen> the imdb trivia says rick moranis was mean to michael pare
[22:40] <mvt_> he was in character
[22:40] <Geoff> I can't believe it
[22:40] <dan2> gurls
[22:40] <mvt_> ricky blaze always in character
[22:42] <bugs> i love these new best friends
[22:42] <Geoff> real safe place
[22:42] <Geoff> for guns
[22:42] <bugs> how long ago did they date? black and white times?
[22:43] <mvt_> before the wars
[22:43] <Trebbers> Before the war
[22:43] <Trebbers> damn
[22:43] <dan2> suspenders over the nipples is a timeless look
[22:43] <Geoff> so this film isn't based in the 80s
[22:44] <mvt_> it's based in the eighfties
[22:44] <Trebbers> This seems like just a Street of Fire
[22:44] <dan2> I think its set in a world where the late 50s kept going but all of the 70/80s urban decline still happened
[22:44] <wintergreen> the production design is sort of like muppets take manhattan except a plague killed all the muppets and everyone's sad like in children of men
[22:44] <Geoff> sci fi
[22:44] <Trebbers> The level of dust is insane
[22:45] <bugs> that's all the dead muppets in the air
[22:45] <wintergreen> see, this is jenny's diner
[22:45] <donnamartin> if statler and waldorf were in this A++
[22:45] <mvt_> if you thought it was all one liners so far
[22:45] <wintergreen> they're all mourning rizzo
[22:45] <mvt_> let me break it to you
[22:45] <dan2> Moranis' suit is gonna look unreal in UHD
[22:45] <Bob511> Moire test pattern suit
[22:45] <Trebbers> For real
[22:46] <bugs> I don't like this tough talking Rick Moranis
[22:46] <Geoff> ruined
[22:46] <Geoff> I thought rick was nice
[22:46] <wintergreen> michael pare wanted to kick rick moranis's ass, but rick was friends with the producer
[22:46] <Geoff> and sexist too
[22:47] <Geoff> was this Rick's first mean role?
[22:47] <dan2> it's called ACTING folks
[22:48] <mvt_> with inflation it prob means that bowtie was like
[22:48] <mvt_> 20 bucks
[22:48] <mvt_> get fucked yall
[22:48] <Trebbers> the shits
[22:49] <mvt_> it's good to have a strategy
[22:49] <wintergreen> there's the fire
[22:50] <mvt_> where there's smoke
[22:50] <mvt_> there's streets
[22:51] <wintergreen> i wonder if torchy's tacos is named after this
[22:51] <dan2> Willem returning from a shift at the BDSM slaughterhouse
[22:51] <Trebbers> I don't know what he is wearing
[22:51] <mvt_> they call me baby face dafoe
[22:52] <Geoff> sax to,e
[22:52] <Geoff> i mistyped that
[22:53] <Geoff> she's the real mccoy
[22:53] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:53] <wintergreen> it's ed begley jr
[22:53] <donnamartin> some 7 year old just electrocuted me when i broke into his house
[22:54] <mvt_> for a second i was thinking tim robbins
[22:54] <Bob511> Tried to change the battery on his EV1
[22:54] <Geoff> glad rick went nice after this
[22:54] <mvt_> has shitflix done transylvania 6-5000
[22:54] <mvt_> i mean i'm sure it has
[22:55] <wintergreen> yeah
[22:55] <dan2> yes, early on
[22:55] <Geoff> how long have you been doing this for
[22:55] <Geoff> it's a lot easier to do in NZ time compared to UK time
[22:55] <wintergreen> what time is it there
[22:56] <Geoff> 4.55pm
[22:56] <Geoff> Wednesdaty
[22:56] <dan2> is it hard to understand the movie watching it upside down?
[22:56] <Geoff> i'm from the future
[22:56] <wintergreen> we'll have to watch meet joe black so geoff knows what it's like to watch at 10 pm
[22:57] <donnamartin> lol
[22:57] <Geoff> I don't get it
[22:57] <wintergreen> it's a really long movie and would run late even in your time zone
[22:57] <mvt_> i've got the con
[22:57] <mvt_> now i just need the fidence
[22:58] <Geoff> have you done RRR yet
[22:58] <wintergreen> i don't think we've ever done an indian movie
[22:58] <dan2> Eega would be better for us
[22:58] <Bob511> Seems like Dafoe is never going to make it to his cranberry bog.
[22:58] <wintergreen> i always said we should watch chachi 420
[22:58] <wintergreen> that's bollywood mrs. doubtfire
[22:59] <Geoff> definitely need to do some terible international movies
[22:59] <wintergreen> oh, nevermind then
[22:59] <mvt_> how far have you gone into the classic christian films
[22:59] <wintergreen> diane lane will die of bed sores
[22:59] <mvt_> left behinds 1 and 2, omega code/megiddo
[23:00] <dan2> I think we did all of them
[23:00] <donnamartin> if you're gonna kidnap someone, should you leave them by an uncovered windwo?
[23:00] <wintergreen> so many christian movies
[23:00] <dan2> but there's more than you can even comprehend, I found a good one the other day
[23:00] <mvt_> was def there for a couple of em but it's been qwhile
[23:00] <donnamartin> "good"
[23:00] <dan2> request worthy!
[23:00] <wintergreen> now here are the titular streets of fire
[23:00] <Trebbers> Love the bikes exploding
[23:00] <dan2> right in yer nuts
[23:01] <wintergreen> no nonsense editing
[23:01] <mvt_> to kill someone and tell them the next one is in the nuts
[23:01] <mvt_> sure is a move
[23:01] <Trebbers> Deprive him of his nuts in the afterlife
[23:02] <dan2> this is the most JRPG movie
[23:02] <Geoff> I got some really bad New Zealand films to share
[23:02] <dan2> new party members joining
[23:03] <mvt_> the science of all of this checks out
[23:03] <wintergreen> torching torchy's
[23:03] <donnamartin> wow this rave in brooklyn is hot
[23:03] <Trebbers> Just wanted to get some melee practice in
[23:03] <mvt_> he said grand st
[23:03] <Geoff> gif time
[23:03] <dan2> the guy who directed Freejack is from New Zealand
[23:03] <donnamartin> what accent is dafoe aimingi for?
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[23:04] <donnamartin> aiming*
[23:04] <mvt_> evil
[23:04] <Trebbers> He looks more like a Dick Tracy villain than anybody in the Dick Tracy movie
[23:04] <wintergreen> like a dick tracy villain at berghain
[23:04] <mvt_> dick tracy villains wish they could pull that off
[23:04] <donnamartin> if dick tracy had more pleather
[23:04] <Bob511> Wonder what it was like to be making movies, and then Willem Dafoe is discovered, and you suddenly can put Willem Dafoe in your movies.
[23:04] <dan2> this is still the early period of discovery
[23:05] <wintergreen> "when she was 12"
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[23:09] <donnamartin> would be hilarious if dafoe just kidnaps her at the end of this song
[23:09] <Trebbers> "NO ENCORES!"
[23:09] <wintergreen> you know, amy madigan hasn't really had much of a career
[23:09] <dan2> I feel like enourmous 50s cars+1000 people always milling in the street is a recipe for disaster
[23:10] <wintergreen> it's tommy pickles
[23:11] <Geoff> haha
[23:12] <mvt> party probably near max limit
[23:12] <dan2> some members get put in reserve
[23:12] <Geoff> bird and lester
[23:12] <Geoff> must be a jazz reference
[23:12] <mvt> don't be racist geoff
[23:13] <Geoff> oh no
[23:13] <Geoff> I didn't mean that
[23:13] <Geoff> just bird and lester are names for 2 jazz musicians
[23:13] <dan2> geoff he's bustin your beans
[23:13] <mvt> i'm on fire
[23:13] <dan2> watch out for this guy
[23:14] <mvt> most of these shots were actually based on renaissance paintings
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[23:15] <mvt> how many times do you think grimes watched this
[23:15] <Geoff_> I lost it all
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[23:15] <Geoff_> this is more like it
[23:16] <Geoff_> aN UI STILL CONNECTED
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[23:16] <mvt> vibing with this journey geoff
[23:16] <Geoff2> TESTING
[23:16] <dan2> taking a page from my book
[23:16] <dan2> you're good geoff
[23:17] <dan2> Cruel Moranis
[23:18] <mvt> this cop is such a cartoon, where do we know him from
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[23:22] <Bob511> Whoa, there's a sun?
[23:22] <Trebbers> So are these cops from a different department
[23:24] <mvt> yeah didn't you see the different uniforms
[23:25] <mvt> god i'm gonna listen to so much misfits after this
[23:26] <mvt> it's basically blade runner
[23:29] <bugs> I'm the boy with the soy around here
[23:30] <mvt> she makes a good point
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[23:30] <donnamartin> how are they still so wet
[23:30] <donnamartin> *with rainwater
[23:30] <Trebbers> Moranis shouldn't have said anything about leagues
[23:30] <Bob511> Oh, you know
[23:30] <mvt> yeah they went inside and got wetter
[23:31] <mvt> which rules
[23:31] <donnamartin> pax should have stuck with that hairdo in his career
[23:33] <mvt> love.
[23:34] <dan2> nothing gets in the way of the final boss fight
[23:34] <Bob511> "When's this train take off"?
[23:34] <Bob511> Does he know how trains work?
[23:34] <Bob511> "Let's get this plane on the road!"
[23:35] <mvt> i dreamt about landing some WEIRD planes last night
[23:36] <dan2> need a prequel about how Dafoe amassed such an army at his age
[23:36] <mvt> bomber legacy
[23:37] <Trebbers> "He's dead."
[23:37] <Trebbers> Got his fightin' cords on
[23:37] <mvt> don't knock the fightin' bangs
[23:38] <Bob511> Guns do not seem to be as hard to come by as they suggested
[23:38] <mvt> oh shit it's just like flex mentallo
[23:38] <mvt> the bomber henchman has the best reacks
[23:40] <Trebbers> I def get a few more whacks in before throwing that hammer away
[23:41] <mvt> is it the best transition in film history?
[23:42] <mvt> perhaps
[23:42] <dan2> I guess they're afraid he's going to individually beat all of 500 of their asses
[23:45] <mvt> ok i got to go achieve gnosis now
[23:46] <bugs> yesss to this
[23:46] <dan2> take us home Steinman
[23:47] <bugs> i think my ideal version of this movie would have been 10 of these meatloaf songs
[23:47] <Trebbers> Def could have a few more in the middle
[23:47] <mvt> this was on my ten best films list
[23:47] <mvt> i stand by it
[23:48] <Trebbers> Tell all your small children this is Arcade Fire
[23:49] <mvt> gone
[23:51] <mvt> there's sort of this vibe too
[23:51] <mvt> where at the end of the video is like the band died
[23:51] <mvt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixEV13jggvY
[23:52] <dan2> Hold That Snake
[23:52] <Trebbers> Fire Inc.
[23:52] <mvt> fire inc.
[23:53] <mvt> i'd probably call my band streets inc. in tribute

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[22:15] <@Trebbers> 3
[22:15] <@Trebbers> 2
[22:15] <@Trebbers> 1
[22:15] <wintergreen> roll that beautiful dog footage
[22:16] <@Trebbers> Or public domain dog imagery
[22:16] <wintergreen> sometimes you wanna go, where a dog will sever your veins
[22:16] <@Trebbers> ahah
[22:16] <@Trebbers> Goes straight for Cliff
[22:16] <dan2> you cant blame a dog for eating a unicorn it looks delicious
[22:17] <wintergreen> how are they getting away with showing random animals
[22:17] <dan2> I would watch a 90 minute movie of just zooms into old dog art
[22:17] <wintergreen> they should play the what we do in the shadows opening song over this
[22:17] <@Trebbers> A painting of a bunch of dogs barking outside Chernobyl 
[22:17] <wintergreen> make up your mind, opening credits
[22:18] <wintergreen> she's gonna leak canid-93
[22:18] <@Trebbers> Looks like Dave Foley
[22:19] <dan2> did she just say "ruff"
[22:19] <dan2> 500 bucks to look at dogs? steep but worth it
[22:20] <@Trebbers> Just to occasionally ride the elevator with various lab animals on cocaine
[22:20] <@Trebbers> The chimps were pretty chill
[22:21] <bugs> I've met dogs and they usually don't do this
[22:21] <dan2> maybe the dogs just really like you
[22:21] <wintergreen> are those marithe francois girbaud overalls
[22:21] <@Trebbers> The rag is something
[22:21] <Bob511> Like fashionable dirty rag?
[22:22] <wintergreen> shitflick volvo
[22:22] <@Trebbers> Sometime the tape gets dirty
[22:23] <wintergreen> yikes
[22:23] <wintergreen> no one will notice this camera the size of a tercel
[22:23] <Bob511> I think it's already dead?
[22:23] <@Trebbers> Theses are the only kind of friendships you can develop as an older than college age man
[22:24] <wintergreen> and only if you have a 17 year old sister in law
[22:24] <Bob511> "Hitler"?
[22:24] <@Trebbers> Kitten seems real upset
[22:25] <wintergreen> she seems like kind of an awful cameraperson
[22:25] <bugs> they're makin mojojojos :(
[22:25] <@Trebbers> ahah
[22:25] <@Trebbers> The cocaine monkeys had a head hatch which was not cool
[22:26] <Bob511> Tigers, Jaguars...
[22:26] <@Trebbers> No shit in any of these cages
[22:26] <@Trebbers> Implies these monsters are training them to use the toilet
[22:29] <@Trebbers> His outfit is just weird
[22:32] <Bob511> "We're talking about a blue-chip NCAA hoops prospect..."
[22:33] <Bob511> Toonces-level paw effects
[22:34] <bugs> i forget if the dog is evil
[22:34] <bugs> i want to say he's cute, but not if he kills everyone
[22:34] <dan2> just look at that face, how could he be evil
[22:34] <bugs> he's so cute, he can kill a little bit
[22:35] <dan2> if you're a good boy at the vet you can kill one person when we get home
[22:37] <dan2> a shame to see that the cheeky, foulmouthed parrot has died out as a trope
[22:37] <Bob511> "What dog?"
[22:38] <@Trebbers> On his side here
[22:41] <dan2> damn he looks so fluffy
[22:41] <Bob511> Whoa, tone it down, Frank Welker.
[22:41] <Bob511> Keep it subtext, at least.
[22:42] <bugs> his pillow situation is fucked
[22:42] <bugs> like turn the pillows horizontal, dude
[22:42] <@Trebbers> seems like a good way to wake up with a sore neck
[22:43] <bugs> bear lamp
[22:45] <Bob511> Roust up the usual Victorian dognappers.
[22:46] <dan2> ur dead kid
[22:47] <@Trebbers> Max takes a hard stand against child labor
[22:47] <Bob511> Never did get our Max vs The Paperboy crossover.
[22:48] <@Trebbers> I can't remember, but Max has to get that bird
[22:48] <bugs> is she just mushing grapes into yogurt?
[22:48] <@Trebbers> We were just figuring out what to do with the stuff
[22:49] <bugs> max, she's not into you
[22:49] <dan2> girl dog always a lighter color coat
[22:50] <bugs> seth rogan
[22:50] <@Trebbers> These guys
[22:52] <bugs> computer, load celery man
[22:53] <dan2> "and his dick a corkscrew like a duck"
[22:53] <Amp> Bafley's Boo
[22:54] <wintergreen> can i get time
[22:54] <Amp> oh no
[22:54] <bugs> max no
[22:54] <@Trebbers> 39:00
[22:54] <wintergreen> bad dog
[22:54] <bugs> MAX I SAID YOU WERE CUTE
[22:54] <@Trebbers> 39:15
[22:54] <wintergreen> thanks
[22:55] <@Trebbers> hahahhaah
[22:55] <Amp> belch
[22:55] <bugs> maaaax nooooo
[22:55] <wintergreen> what would be the point of swallowing it whole
[22:55] <wintergreen> i know max has snake dna or whatever, but come on
[22:55] <@Trebbers> Wonder if Planet Hollywood has the Max face puppet
[22:55] <bugs> finally, a movie where the wimpy no-fun husband is right
[22:56] <dan2> basically one of the lifetime jealous stalker movies but the stalker is a dog
[22:56] <wintergreen> a lid? on a dog?
[22:57] <dan2> Max started spreading rumors about the bf to all the other dogs in town
[22:57] <bugs> he looks like the bad guy from iron giant
[22:57] <bugs> https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/irongiant/images/9/98/Iron-giant-disneyscreencaps_com-5370.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20181217184601
[22:57] <wintergreen> it's uncanny
[22:58] <Bob511> Oh, well, I guess that fence is sufficient.
[22:58] <dan2> where's a giant dog Mansley??
[22:58] <wintergreen> get in the chrysler, son
[22:59] <wintergreen> took a real sicko to block this scene out
[22:59] <dan2> what the hell
[22:59] <@Trebbers> seriously fucked
[22:59] <Bob511> I had blocked this scene out, honestly.
[22:59] <@Trebbers> Max's little move to close the door
[23:01] <@Trebbers> Just throwing anything in they can
[23:01] <bugs> why would they build him like that
[23:01] <bugs> why did the scientists give him acid piss
[23:01] <dan2> in case he has to open some locks
[23:01] <wintergreen> tom ford acts exactly like this
[23:03] <bugs> the scientist looks like if the guy from jaws was home sick with the flu but had to walk outside to check the mailbox
[23:04] <wintergreen> where have i seen this actres
[23:04] <wintergreen> s
[23:06] <wintergreen> oh, she's from miami vice
[23:07] <wintergreen> and she was also in streets of fire
[23:09] <bugs> he's cute even though he's murdering now. he looks like a beanie baby
[23:09] <Amp> lol
[23:09] <dan2> he could murder me any day of the week
[23:09] <dan2> and look at that cleanliness
[23:10] <bugs> by the time he was 28 and a half, he was writing papers about how to build murder dogs
[23:11] <@Trebbers> Give that man the Oscar
[23:12] <wintergreen> i can't make the newhart joke again
[23:14] <bugs> this really is just like iron giant
[23:14] <Bob511> "Got a brother Daryl up there, and another brother Daryl..."
[23:16] <dan2> I wonder if I could get hired as a junkyard dog for an ethical junkyard
[23:16] <wintergreen> "now you gonna be a hot dog"
[23:17] <@Trebbers> ooooooooo
[23:17] <dan2> speakin of hot dog
[23:17] <wintergreen> why is the lady from miami vice playing such a small role
[23:18] <bugs> dan is the only ethical junkyard dog under capitalism
[23:19] <dan2> "I stole him off Fraiser's dad"
[23:19] <@Trebbers> hah
[23:19] <wintergreen> that's not, that's not
[23:19] <Bob511> These people should not have pets.
[23:20] <dan2> how often do you think the dog that played Max ate that bacon-y scar makeup on his face
[23:20] <@Trebbers> Backyard is probably full of previous pets
[23:21] <bugs> you can't just have neighbor kids walking in off the street making milkshakes
[23:22] <bugs> that's not a livable situation
[23:22] <@Trebbers> Still didn't catch why this kid is hanging around
[23:22] <wintergreen> yikes
[23:22] <dan2> uh uhh
[23:22] <bugs> his dad lives down the street and works nights I think
[23:22] <wintergreen> haha
[23:22] <dan2> lmao
[23:22] <@Trebbers> Damn
[23:22] <dan2> imagine being that actor
[23:23] <Bob511> STAY
[23:23] <dan2> "cut cut, you gotta really scream when the dog pisses acid into your mouth. lets go again"
[23:23] <wintergreen> max is afraid of the police?
[23:23] <dan2> they love their job
[23:24] <wintergreen> should have taken a left at albuquerque
[23:24] <@Trebbers> oh man
[23:24] <dan2> dammnnn
[23:24] <wintergreen> just hit him
[23:25] <@Trebbers> Most of the budget in these 10 minutes
[23:25] <dan2> the extremely cocky and excited animal control guys are great
[23:25] <@Trebbers> Lead with yor faces
[23:26] <Amp> this pup has been through so much
[23:26] <@Trebbers> Did they show the camouflage thing before
[23:26] <dan2> I wonder if the Predator alien race had pets
[23:26] <dan2> theres a surefire hit movie in it if they did
[23:26] <wintergreen> i think they said he had chameleon dna or something
[23:27] <wintergreen> peach walls
[23:27] <wintergreen> she should just hide against the wall like max
[23:27] <Bob511> They had hounds in one of the Predators, I think.
[23:27] <@Trebbers> This lady is def getting prison time
[23:28] <Bob511> In the Shane Black one, looks like.
[23:28] <dan2> eh, thanks for checking bob
[23:29] <dan2> https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/8/83/Window149.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20120620140714
[23:29] <@Trebbers> The fog is very silly
[23:29] <dan2> it's a shame my chat ideas are now as dumb as Shane Black's movie idea
[23:29] <dan2> s
[23:30] <dan2> I've somehow turned the commentary on twice and the director takes like 50 second long pauses inbetween comments
[23:30] <bugs> hold that dog better
[23:30] <Bob511> Wonder what the homicide detective thought he was going to find.
[23:31] <Bob511> I guess he might not be a homicide detective.
[23:31] <Bob511> Maybe just incidental to his usual animal cop beat.
[23:32] <bugs> "oh no the evil dog I made is mean!" boo hoo, loser
[23:32] <@Trebbers> ahahh
[23:32] <@Trebbers> Loved the stuffed dog they had tied to the hood of the car
[23:34] <dan2> I wanna see a sequel where they give a dog a bunch of insect powers like being able to jump 50 times his own height
[23:35] <dan2> indestructible tardigrade dog
[23:36] <wintergreen> what is she pulling
[23:37] <wintergreen> maaaxxxxxx
[23:37] <Bob511> Spike!
[23:37] <Amp> mutually assured destruction
[23:37] <wintergreen> spiked
[23:37] <Amp> WHOAAAAAA
[23:37] <wintergreen> they got me, ally
[23:37] <bugs> max looks melted
[23:38] <@Trebbers> "Tell Spike...he did a good job"
[23:38] <dan2> spike has gotten his first taste of murder
[23:38] <bugs> spike has to take 5 million steps per foot
[23:38] <wintergreen> how did max not kill this kid
[23:38] <@Trebbers> People were milling around like open world NPCs
[23:38] <wintergreen> awwww
[23:39] <bugs> oh no, he's got a bit of the dog in him
[23:39] <dan2> please, you can kill me, I just want to feel that fluff before you do
[23:39] <Bob511> Good critique of backyard breeding.
[23:39] <@Trebbers> N. Brock Winkless IV
[23:39] <wintergreen> huh, the mailman was the stunt coordinator
[23:39] <dan2> that's just the kind of name line you need to keep going
[23:40] <wintergreen> also, his name was rick barker
[23:40] <dan2> Richard Suckle
[23:40] <@Trebbers> "Max" Processing
[23:41] <Bob511> Stinky!
[23:41] <@Trebbers> "Stinky"
[23:41] <wintergreen> griff ruggles
[23:41] <@Trebbers> Holywood Dave
[23:41] <@Trebbers> B.J. Witz
[23:41] <@Trebbers> Matvey Shatz
[23:41] <bugs> hawwoooo!
[23:42] <Amp> cocomotion
[23:42] <bugs> hope everyone has a cape cod evening
[23:42] <wintergreen> cape cod evening
[23:42] <Amp> goodnight!
[23:42] <@Trebbers> Night everybody!
[23:42] <dan2> potential moneymaking idea "dog dubs" movies dubbed into barks
[23:42] <dan2> please invest in this
[23:43] <Bob511> Frank Welker's throat would give out after forty-five minutes.
[23:43] <dan2> he's a pro

[Trebek]

Tonight!

[Trebek]

Bump!

[Trebek]

3-ish hour warning!

[Trebek]

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
Spawn

https://webchat.quakenet.org
Channel: #HPNMOVIESERIES

[Trebek]

We goin' to hell in ten minutes!

[southpaw]

I should watch this

This came out my senior year and me and my good friend at the time had just seen A New Hope rereleased and Starship Troopers as our first and second ever stoned movie experiences

This was gonna be one too but we friend broke-up before it came out and it never happened

[Trebek]

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[22:13] <Trebbers> 3
[22:13] <Trebbers> 2
[22:13] <Trebbers> 1
[22:14] <bbm> ive seen this a lot
[22:14] <dan2> is this recapping a previous Spawn movie I was unaware of?
[22:15] <Amp> it's a story as old as time
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[22:15] <Trebbers> There's a lot of hell lore in the comic
[22:16] <Trebbers> Also, I got Spawn #1signed at the '92 Chicago Comicon. Told Todd McFarlane that I thought "Spawn is cool"
[22:16] <bugs> do you stand by that?
[22:16] <Trebbers> Yeah
[22:17] <dan2> someone really must have had it out for Sully
[22:17] <Trebbers> I mean the issues that Todd actually drew were great
[22:17] <bbm> sick
[22:18] <Trebbers> The most 1997 credits possible
[22:18] <Bob511> Can't believe Uncut Gems ripped this off.
[22:19] <bugs> I saw a little babadook face
[22:19] <bugs> we gotta get dook outta here
[22:19] <dan2> new flamin' hot Draino
[22:19] <bugs> lol
[22:20] <dan2> here is the latest movie from this director - https://static.metacritic.com/images/products/movies/8/ec1770a2a8c7e0f52cdb8b5b86e64167.jpg
[22:20] <Trebbers> The crew found out the hard way that the bank wont cash checks if they spell your name with backwards 'n's
[22:20] <dan2> I would pay $1,000 to be on set for the filming of this scene
[22:21] <Trebbers> Martin Sheen looks like a melted David Tennant
[22:21] <bbm> Apocalypse Later
[22:21] <dan2> I'm amazed this didn't end up disqualifying him from the West Wing job
[22:21] <bugs> is this his office or the clown's office
[22:21] <bbm> this movie always made me think that john is super short
[22:22] <Trebbers> JAVA
[22:22] <bbm> peak goatee movie
[22:22] <bugs> you can get a ticket for having something that big hanging from your rearview
[22:22] <bbm> even the dog
[22:22] <Trebbers> "Here I drank half of it"
[22:23] <Trebbers> Tactical Oakleys
[22:24] <Trebbers> Do priests fill body bags?
[22:24] <dan2> you don't have to be a borderline psycopath to work here...but it helps!
[22:24] <bbm> classic 90s "POSTAL" mass shooter trope
[22:25] <Bob511> Biochemical viruses
[22:25] <dan2> what could go wrong with a simple job like this
[22:26] <dan2> boy this would be one jobplace where I definitely would wear a mask
[22:27] <Trebbers> What
[22:27] <bbm> Nickelodeon Double Dare
[22:27] <Trebbers> Waste of good Ecto Cooler
[22:28] <dan2> WILLLLMAAAAAAAAAA
[22:28] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:28] <Trebbers> Fucking fell into the credits
[22:28] <Bob511> Probably should have given themselves a few more minutes to saunter out.
[22:30] <bugs> they don't make "hey mister" kids anymore
[22:31] <bugs> used to be you couldn't step outside without some scamp yelling "hey mister"
[22:31] <dan2> Bohemian Rat City
[22:32] <Trebbers> "You will get your own duster after you pass probation"
[22:32] <dan2> hey stop reading from my autobiography
[22:33] <Trebbers> I wonder if this narration was new for the director's cut
[22:34] <Trebbers> "Forever...unless you ever get a burnt dick"
[22:34] <dan2> "Hey I think someone needs to check the hot dogs, they smell ready"
[22:34] <bbm> "i never want to see that face again"
[22:35] <bbm> id be getting them off my property in seconds
[22:35] <Trebbers> Throw that doll away
[22:36] <bugs> if a clown knew where I lived, I'd move
[22:36] <dan2> the kids loved him
[22:36] <bbm> wow
[22:36] <Trebbers> Can't believe they haven't made Danny DiVito dress as Violator on It's Always Sunny
[22:37] <Trebbers> Timely laffs
[22:38] <Bob511> Flashbacks to five minutes ago.
[22:38] <Bob511> The best CGI that 1991 had to offer.
[22:39] <bbm> Creed album cover action
[22:40] <Trebbers> uh
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[22:43] <Amp> necroflesh
[22:46] <Trebbers> Spared no expense
[22:46] <Bob511> "with a 'G'.  You need to know that too."
[22:48] <dan2> My Super Heat 16
[22:48] <Bob511> Not a lot of space between Sheen's performance and Leguizamo's here.
[22:48] <dan2> Douglas looks like he's about to start his shift as a blackjack dealer
[22:51] <Trebbers> cape wipe
[22:52] <Bob511> Mighty Morphin evening wear.
[22:53] <dan2> he should hand out free Heat-16 samples in little baggies with a twist tie
[22:54] <Trebbers> "I made you promise not to marry my wife if I died!"
[22:55] <dan2> yess
[22:56] <Trebbers> hell yea
[22:57] <Bob511> Literally nothing behind him to shoot.
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[22:59] <dan2> does the cape being 45 feet long have an explaination in the comics?
[22:59] <Trebbers> Authorities are gonna want to to talk to Christo
[22:59] <dan2> you need time wintergreen
[22:59] <Trebbers> The cape is alive
[22:59] <wintergreen> can i get time
[23:00] <dan2> 46:20
[23:00] <dan2> 46:30
[23:00] <wintergreen> can i get 47
[23:00] <dan2> sure
[23:00] <dan2> also I need to say that christo joke was good
[23:00] <dan2> 47:00
[23:00] <wintergreen> thanks
[23:01] <wintergreen> i somehow never saw this
[23:01] <wintergreen> michael jai white is from where i live
[23:02] <wintergreen> i had spawn #1 back in the day
[23:02] <wintergreen> i think i sold it for $5
[23:03] <Trebbers> You got a good price
[23:04] <wintergreen> is that a chinese crested
[23:04] <dan2> if hell really does look like a PS1 cutscene I'm more comfortable going there
[23:04] <wintergreen> it's d.b.
[23:05] <wintergreen> is d.b. a bad guy
[23:05] <Bob511> Spawn's ex-partner, married Spawn's fiance, works for bad guy Sheen.
[23:06] <Bob511> Has that goatee.
[23:07] <Trebbers> damn
[23:08] <wintergreen> gage creed
[23:08] <Trebbers> It was messed up that Spawn lived with these homeless dudes and got them killed regularly
[23:09] <wintergreen> new toronto
[23:10] <dan2> I thought it was rat city
[23:10] <dan2> not even that many rats
[23:10] <dan2> maybe the rats are all in the buildings and they've forced the people into the gutter
[23:11] <wintergreen> it's a shame the image cinematic universe never took off
[23:13] <Trebbers> good lord
[23:13] <wintergreen> did they cgi his genitals like crazy frog
[23:13] <dan2> lol
[23:13] <dan2> they went way too gritty with this Gremlins reboot
[23:14] <Trebbers> ah
[23:14] <Trebbers> A big gremlin would be good
[23:15] <wintergreen> huh, the director of this also did that recent marmaduke movie with pete davidson
[23:15] <Trebbers> He has a way with CGI
[23:16] <wintergreen> nice hans and franz reference
[23:18] <dan2> Spawn's insides just sound like a big bowl of chili
[23:19] <wintergreen> it's merlin
[23:22] <Trebbers> A little late for the training
[23:22] <Bob511> "...I can't do it when someone's watching."
[23:24] <dan2> swear I heard the Wario laugh
[23:24] <Trebbers> ah
[23:25] <Trebbers> The eyes at the top
[23:26] <Trebbers> Good that they invested in that label maker
[23:29] <wintergreen> toe pick him
[23:30] <wintergreen> why doesn't the clown just kill martin sheen
[23:30] <Trebbers> hmm
[23:31] <Bob511> It's funny, because usually movies with masked characters (or the actors) insist on showing those characters out-of-mask as much as possible.
[23:31] <Bob511> But like
[23:32] <Bob511> This makeup has to be worse than the Spawn mask.
[23:33] <Trebbers> Hell seems like a big party
[23:34] <dan2> spawn has Metroid Prime scanning powers?
[23:35] <wintergreen> why can't the clown just kill him
[23:35] <Trebbers> I guess his mission was specific for some reason
[23:35] <Trebbers> Maybe Spawn killing him will damn his soul or something
[23:36] <wintergreen> yeah, he said something about hell getting spawn's soul
[23:36] <wintergreen> spawn has been pretty useless since i've been watching, and there's probably 10 mins left with credits
[23:37] <Trebbers> He's pretty clueless
[23:38] <wintergreen> this character design
[23:38] <Trebbers> Weta this aint
[23:39] <wintergreen> he's a chinese crested dog
[23:39] <dan2> these are certainly the crowds from Cruisin' USA with a color filter
[23:39] <Bob511> Oh, that is Frank Welker.
[23:39] <Bob511> Devil dog, of course it is.
[23:40] <dan2> anything VO with "dog" is just automatically forwarded to Welker
[23:41] <Trebbers> Gotta make sure Spaz is ok
[23:42] <wintergreen> why did he hold back
[23:42] <wintergreen> oh
[23:42] <wintergreen> :[
[23:43] <dan2>  Will Smith at one point was considered for the role of Al Simmons/Spawn but declined the role to play Agent J in Men in Black (1997) as he felt playing the role of Spawn would tarnish his squeaky clean image at the time. 9 of 10 found this interesting
[23:43] <Trebbers> That's why
[23:44] <wintergreen> malbolgia eh
[23:45] <wintergreen> that's from dante
[23:45] <dan2> how do you even fit that in the washer
[23:46] <wintergreen> malebolgia isn't a person though. it's subdivisions in one of the circles of hell.
[23:46] <Trebbers> You can't even read some of these names
[23:46] <wintergreen> the lucky ones
[23:46] <Bob511> Did not get ILM's a-team.
[23:46] <wintergreen> mitch "baron von splooge" deoudes
[23:47] <Trebbers> Brian S. Sorbo
[23:47] <dan2> I am way too tired to tilt my head to goof on names
[23:47] <Amp> banned from the ranch, sent to bed
[23:48] <Amp> night!!!
[23:48] <Trebbers> Goodnight!
[23:48] <dan2> goodnight
[23:49] <wintergreen> these are some pretty wacky credits
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[23:49] <Trebbers> Bruce "No Nickname" Caruthers
[23:49] <Trebbers> Seems like this should be against the rules
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[23:51] <Bob511> Film on location in Hell

[Geoff]

request for less scary more stoner friendly flix please.

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

I was a huge Spawn fan so I had to see this. My dad loved going to the movies so he was willing to sit through pretty much anything. Spawn is the only movie I can recall a friend’s parents taking me to.

[Trebek]

ahh

Tonight!

[Trebek]

Bump!

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Bump!

[Trebek]

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
Hot to Trot

https://webchat.quakenet.org
Channel: #HPNMOVIESERIES

[Trebek]

Ten minutes!

[Trebek]

Clomp on down to the chat, we're getting underway!

[Trebek]

Tonight!

[Trebek]

3 hour warning!

[Trebek]

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
Hollow Man

https://webchat.quakenet.org
Channel: #HPNMOVIESERIES

[warmjets]

Wish I could join tonight. This was the first R rated movie my friends and I snuck into.

[Trebek]

Ten minutes till [no]showtime!