Was it inappropriate to stare at my friends wifes ass?

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port wrote:(or, far more likely, break my hand attempting something stupid like that)

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Postby crime » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:13 am

E: ugh
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Postby Organic Croutons » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:14 am

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Postby crime » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:16 am

The answer is yes
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Postby port » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:17 am

virile wrote:hey port you travel all around right do you find it is more common in different places?

i wonder if it is a mostly american phenomenon? i don't think i've ever seen a woman catcalled in public before but maybe that's just a canada politeness thing.


I’ve bitched about this to clouds but Tulsa was one of the absolute worst places for cat calling, mostly good old boys whistling and hollerin’ from their trucks. Even had a dude circle around me and ask if I wanted a ride. So creepy. My travel has mostly been in the US (some Canada) but it pretty much happens everywhere!
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Postby Organic Croutons » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:17 am

most of my friends wives are unattractive
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Postby virile » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:19 am

did you have it happen in canada?
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Postby blogger status » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:19 am

Organic Croutons wrote:most of my friends wives are unattractive


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Postby down with homework » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:43 am

Men don't usually catcall in the presence of men they don't know, which kind of makes it clear what an assertion of power it is
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Postby port » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:58 am

virile wrote:did you have it happen in canada?


Hmm, not that I can recall. I did have a dude follow me for a few blocks in Toronto one night! I accidentally made eye contact as I passed him waiting at a bus stop. He got up and followed me across Bloor and down Church until I was walking through campus.
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Postby Milk » Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:35 am

It should be stated that if you're in a threesome with your friend and his wife, then it's totally ok to stare at your friend's wife's ass. So like, it all depends on circumstances is all i'm saying. You can't make a blanket statement and say no it's never ok.

Other situation that could happen, you happen to become a doctor and you are your friend's wife doctor and you have to give her an intramuscular injection in the buttock. In this scenario it would also be ok to be looking at her ass though no ogling here either. But you have to give this injection and so it forces you to look at her ass.
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Postby Milk » Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:46 am

Of course you will notice that in both these scenarios, you have gotten permission from her to look at her ass. So really, in your situation, if you had asked her if it was ok to look at her ass every time she went to the bathroom and she'd said yes, then yeah it is appropriate. ALTHOUGH morally dubious because her husband might not approve of this. On the one hand, it goes without saying but i will anyway, he has no ownership over her body and she is free to let whoever she pleases look at it, but on the other hand there is a notion of sexual exclusivity (if they happen to have it) which might be somewhat infringed here. Naturally you could also agree with your friend's wife to call her husband/your friend and ask together if it is ok for her to let you look at her ass.

I think what this comes to here is a matter of communication. Communicate with your friend and his wife, tell them of your needs and desires.

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Postby Althea » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:07 am

C'mon man catcalling, street harrassment, and rape culture are 1000% a thing in Canada
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Postby scramble » Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:57 am

it’s a new day

i wonder what the friend’s wife’s ass is up to
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Postby Marza » Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:59 am

Althea wrote:C'mon man catcalling, street harrassment, and rape culture are 1000% a thing in Canada


yeah lol wtf

"b- but Canadians can stare at friends wifes asses, right?"
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Postby scramble » Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:02 am

down with homework wrote:Men don't usually catcall in the presence of men they don't know, which kind of makes it clear what an assertion of power it is


yeah this shit has always seemed a bit ram ranch to me


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Postby bro tones » Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:05 am

being a lord of anything is already sick, but lord of the gays? you can't buy that kind of prestige.
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Postby Ebbnflo » Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:11 am

I will never catcall or audibly woo at/downright harass someone i find attractive

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Postby Locust Valley 3 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:12 am

Ive never catcalled in my life and aware how awful it is and if i ever see somebody doing it i would call them out on it, thats the lv3 pledge
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:15 am

sirs, thank you
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Postby Gutslab » Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:38 am

scramble wrote:it’s a new day

i wonder what the friend’s wife’s ass is up to


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Postby kid8 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:09 am

I used to work at home depot and , well if you're gay and like manly men... how can I say this. There's alot of staring happening. Gawking?
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Postby kid8 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:09 am

Some of the hottest men are construction workers.
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Postby Catullus » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:25 pm

I just want to say that I really love that I opened this thread expecting to sigh and I'm really glad our board darling zoomer made the perfect first response.

Don't stare at women all leery not really all that hard, doesn't matter if she was your friend's wife or not. Notice, okay but...
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Postby office plant » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:37 pm

mission wrote:Boarder platypus's first post in ten months and I actually laugh out loud, giddily and guiltily, to myself each time I think of it. Amazingly, exuberantly wrong.

Should I start a thread about the appropriateness of that? Happy to workshop thread titles.


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Postby Riverchrist » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:47 pm

Organic Croutons wrote:most of my friends wives are unattractive


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Postby Catullus » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:50 pm

Riverchrist wrote:
Organic Croutons wrote:most of my friends wives are unattractive


The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Anthology


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Postby brian dennehy fan » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:59 pm

can we at least let this thread die until someone digs it up in 6 years
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Postby grammatron » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:08 pm

God damn riverchrist.
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Postby Althea » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:19 pm

Yeah genuine real laughter at that riverchrist, thank you
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