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Postby jefe górgory » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:37 pm

Can’t believe I got do the math’d by the poster who made a thread they could’ve just done the math on
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Postby maraschino cherry » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:37 pm

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Postby Frank » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:38 pm

shark week wrote:i found a murder victim's decomposing body when i was a teen

it's still unsolved


wait are you low key telling us you did a murder
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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:38 pm

shark week wrote:i found a murder victim's decomposing body when i was a teen

it's still unsolved

they'll never catch me


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Postby clouds » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:44 pm

maraschino cherry wrote:netflix doc about the guy that murdered his wife and daughters to be with a 20 something hottie

🤔 whats the appeal here anyway


think about this case all the time

to backpedal on my manic tc defensiveness, one of the few times I felt gross consuming info about a case was her texts about her and Chris' sex life going public. that really didn't seem relevant and I hated that they were included. I get that it added context re: him cheating on her but that could have been done more subtly. but her friends volunteered it and were interviewed so whatever I guess

but I think of him dorkily saying "you are so damn sexy" as his affair partner rides a board down a sand dune awkwardly in some old navy shorts or whatever a lot.
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Postby clouds » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:47 pm

but yeah chris watts is so unnerving and I really fail to understand how he thought that would work out for him long term

human ideas are so weird and scary.
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Postby maraschino cherry » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:48 pm

watching that chris watts netflix thing was a terrible idea yeah, i felt pretty acquainted with the fucked up core of true crime, which is that these ppl are killed by their loved ones, but it just completely bowled me over

her father sobbing in court as chris was convicted, i mean they lost their daughter and their grandchildren to their son in law. just unfathomable, so fucking horrible
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Postby shark week » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:49 pm

there's not much to it

i found the body in a wooded area while i was with a friend. we were held for hours at the scene by detectives. it took them 2 years to confirm the ID the of victim because they were not a citizen.

it sucks
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Postby quinine » Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:52 pm

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jefe górgory wrote:Is this a good thread to admit that I actually didn’t really understand why that one Miami building collapse was so broadly covered? It was fucked as hell but I didn’t really get why the nyt was sending me 15 alerts a day


This one I get: it's a total shattering of the preconception of safety

yeah + the climate change and crumbling american infrastructure angles are obvious, the weird/gross part is how they stretched the daily coverage on for weeks on the pretense that some people might still be alive in there
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:18 pm

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jefe górgory wrote:Is this a good thread to admit that I actually didn’t really understand why that one Miami building collapse was so broadly covered? It was fucked as hell but I didn’t really get why the nyt was sending me 15 alerts a day


they were high-rise buildings in the United States of America that collapsed and killed everyone inside. do the math.


no they didn't, I was inside one and when I felt the things beginning to collapse I pulled my surfboard from the wall and i surfed out and down on the rubble as it fell and I actually surfed into the ocean


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Postby Lucky » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:21 pm

Is this any more complicated than some dude killed his gf in some remote place and now he's hiding

I read a couple died/went missing near there recently and that might be linked but I can't be bothered reading everything about it
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Postby quinine » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:24 pm

yeah those other 2 murders are the only part of this that I’m intrigued by
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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:28 pm

jefe górgory wrote:Can’t believe I got do the math’d by the poster who made a thread they could’ve just done the math on


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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:28 pm

God murder is so fucked up
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Postby New Improved Alaska » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:29 pm

Just woke up from a nap thinking about how fucked up it is that there are murders,
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Postby clouds » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:29 pm

Lucky wrote:Is this any more complicated than some dude killed his gf in some remote place and now he's hiding

I read a couple died/went missing near there recently and that might be linked but I can't be bothered reading everything about it


kylen schulte & crystal turner.

seem unrelated but that one really has me watching until it is solved. that's a much stranger case tbh, in that it sure seems they did not know their killer. and it's in moab of all places.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:31 pm

Ye Olde Alafka wrote:God murder is so fucked up


To take a life, to end someone's entire existence, I dunno, couldn't be me
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Postby RealKenny3 » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:32 pm

Lucky wrote:Is this any more complicated than some dude killed his gf in some remote place and now he's hiding


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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:32 pm

quinine wrote:
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jefe górgory wrote:Is this a good thread to admit that I actually didn’t really understand why that one Miami building collapse was so broadly covered? It was fucked as hell but I didn’t really get why the nyt was sending me 15 alerts a day


This one I get: it's a total shattering of the preconception of safety

yeah + the climate change and crumbling american infrastructure angles are obvious, the weird/gross part is how they stretched the daily coverage on for weeks on the pretense that some people might still be alive in there


the language that local officials kept using in the press conferences they held was so fucking baffling. constant shifts between "everyone is dead and we're just waiting approval to begin the heavy debris removal process" and "they haven't given us the go on that yet so who knows, maybe it's because there are survivors in a sofa cocoon and they're living off the snacks they had out when the collapse occurred."
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Postby Actor Jason P » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:33 pm

shark week wrote:there's not much to it

i found the body in a wooded area while i was with a friend. we were held for hours at the scene by detectives. it took them 2 years to confirm the ID the of victim because they were not a citizen.

it sucks


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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:34 pm

Ye Olde Alafka wrote:Just woke up from a nap thinking about how fucked up it is that there are murders,


try waking up from a dream where you've actually committed murder
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Postby clouds » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:35 pm

Ye Olde Alafka wrote:Just woke up from a nap thinking about how fucked up it is that there are murders,


yeah people just can't help themselves. it's wild.

I feel bad for posting shitty online today I can't imagine feeling confident and right enough to just, murder and go "well damn so I did a murder. Is that so bad??? Am I some sort of asshole??? Lay off me will ya...jeeze. "
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Postby easy » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:36 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:
Ye Olde Alafka wrote:God murder is so fucked up


To take a life, to end someone's entire existence, I dunno, couldn't be me


and I think, could I do murder
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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:36 pm

Joker wrote:
shark week wrote:there's not much to it

i found the body in a wooded area while i was with a friend. we were held for hours at the scene by detectives. it took them 2 years to confirm the ID the of victim because they were not a citizen.

it sucks


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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:37 pm

clouds wrote:
Ye Olde Alafka wrote:Just woke up from a nap thinking about how fucked up it is that there are murders,


yeah people just can't help themselves. it's wild.

I feel bad for posting shitty online today I can't imagine feeling confident and right enough to just, murder and go "well damn so I did a murder. Is that so bad??? Am I some sort of asshole??? Lay off me will ya...jeeze. "


lol yeah I was legitimately holding my head in my hands for a minute or two when I caught up on the thread and the reactions to the original title I gave it and there are people who track down and murder others for mistakenly believing they were cut off at an intersection
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Postby clouds » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:39 pm

"problem solving" murders are the ones I think most about

like not wanting to split assets in a divorce or cashing in on life insurance. this is your plan? really? what were the other plans you spitballed before just fuckin murdering? you concluded they weren't as solid?
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Postby auspice » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:39 pm

men will literally murder instead of going to therapy
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Postby gold and glass » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:43 pm

maraschino cherry wrote:Image

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i would of done the same thing
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Postby maraschino cherry » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:43 pm

yeah insurance money is a big one which is so fucking depressing

i remember a forensic files episode about a woman that poisoned a few bottles of tylenol, including one she gave to her mom. the goal was to make it seem random or whatever, some disturbed person randomly poisoned tylenol and one of them happened to be my mom, so cough up the life insurance please and thanks

like honestly what the fuck is wrong w these people
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Postby clouds » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:44 pm

my dad's childhood neighbor got murdered at a trailhead one morning and the guy had no real reason for doing it. he just thought "hey you, bang".
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