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Postby ThePettyDemon » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:39 pm

Bruce Springsteen: One Step Up

Another fight and I slam the door on
Another battle in our dirty little war

Me:

Another fight and I slam the door on
Another battle, man that dirty little whore.

I was wronged
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Postby largecrow » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:40 pm

police - every breath you take
'how my poor heart aches' = I'm a pool hall ace'


there are a lot of these but I'm blanking rn
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Postby i am rich » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:43 pm

gbv - underwater explosions
uncle bob: cups painted orange and sunburst
me: corpsepainted norwegian summers
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Postby freshweed » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:09 pm

i am rich wrote:gbv - underwater explosions
uncle bob: cups painted orange and sunburst
me: corpsepainted norwegian summers


oh wow

me: constipated origin summers
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Postby i am rich » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:19 pm

freshweed wrote:
i am rich wrote:gbv - underwater explosions
uncle bob: cups painted orange and sunburst
me: corpsepainted norwegian summers


oh wow

me: constipated origin summers

hell yeah
for a fairly long time i thought it was pretty cool that bob was into black metal
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Postby seafoam » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:24 pm

Seamus wrote:in summer of 69 i always thought the lyric was "i got my first real six string", only realised a couple of years ago that its actually "got my first real sex dream" and honestly the song is kind of sullied by the knowledge



Fuckin no way :shock: , like our version better though
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Postby bugsbunnyseance » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:13 am

Gorillaz + Kali Uchis - She's My Collar
Misheard version: "If I could take her down a rung, then I'd call her"
Actual version: "If I could take her down and run, then I'd call her"

I guess technically the saying is taking someone down a peg or a notch.. but I feel like rung makes just as much sense.
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Postby nocents » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:18 am

seafoam wrote:
Seamus wrote:in summer of 69 i always thought the lyric was "i got my first real six string", only realised a couple of years ago that its actually "got my first real sex dream" and honestly the song is kind of sullied by the knowledge



Fuckin no way :shock: , like our version better though


The lyric is "got my first real six-string"?
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Postby nocents » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:20 am



Real lyric: we don't want to go to war today, but the lord of the lash says, 'nay nay nay'
Misheard lyric: we don't want to go to work today, but the lord of the lash says, 'nay nay nay'

For years, I've sung this in the mornings when I don't want to go to work.
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Postby FourLegsGood » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:25 am

Seamus wrote:in summer of 69 i always thought the lyric was "i got my first real six string", only realised a couple of years ago that its actually "got my first real sex dream" and honestly the song is kind of sullied by the knowledge



Wait, am I missing something here? The lyric is actually "got my first real six string", right? How can you buy a sex dream at the five and dime?
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Postby nocents » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:56 am

seamus is wrong
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Postby Poptone » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:04 pm

James - "Laid"

my lyrics: "...danced around the gender rose"

actual lyrics: "...messed around with gender roles"

mine is much more poetic
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Postby Seamus » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:31 am

my lyrics are right, google it you nerds
Thanks, admin.

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Postby shacky » Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:02 am

physics makes us solid, bitches
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Postby shacky » Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:03 am

SITTIN HERE WAITING ON THE SEMEN FLOOR
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:08 am

Depardieu was due to read out solemn poetry at the event in Brussels
Recital of work by poet Barbara and Depardieu’s late son, Guillaume
Depardieu ignored much of the text, and waived his hands in the air
Video shows him telling jokes, shouting, and using uncouth language
Follows admission he sometimes drinks up to 14 bottles of wine a day
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Postby Kenny » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:51 pm

Zapp & Roger - I Wanna Be Your Man

Real lyric: Words can never say what I feel
It's too intense

Misheard:
Words can never say what I feel
It's too legit
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Without Labour there is no Rest; nor without Fighting can the Victory be Won ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

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Postby Christmas Ape » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:32 pm

I speak in monotone
Leave my fucking wife alone
As we go up we go down
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Postby mites » Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:44 pm

i am rich wrote:gbv
uncle bob: I shoot myself with rock n roll
me: I shit myself with rock n roll
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Postby mannequin_art » Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:41 pm

In 'Jane Says' when he keeps saying "I'm gonna kick tomorrow" I thought he was saying "I've got a gig tomorrow" and I'm sticking by it.
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Postby endoskeleton » Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:57 pm

i don't prefer this version but for the longest time i thought chuck d was saying "tell em about... pity-wearing ernest" in "kool thing," which i guess i thought was chuck's nickname for ll cool j

if you don't know, he's actually say "tell em about it... hit em where it hurts"
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Postby jefe górgory » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:02 pm

I thought that in Spoonman by Soundgarden, a song I did know the name of or ever really listen to closely, that the big part of the chorus was a request by Chris Cornell of "Spoon me!!"
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Postby i am rich » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:31 pm

mites wrote:
i am rich wrote:gbv
uncle bob: I shoot myself with rock n roll
me: I shit myself with rock n roll

same
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Postby worrywort » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:10 pm

mannequin_art wrote:In 'Jane Says' when he keeps saying "I'm gonna kick tomorrow" I thought he was saying "I've got a gig tomorrow" and I'm sticking by it.


when i was a kid i thought "we'll make great pets" was "we'll make big pecs" cuz of all the buff people in the music video
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Postby ahungbunny » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:59 pm

fell in love in a homeless place
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Postby bugsbunnyseance » Wed May 09, 2018 12:29 pm

Sleater-Kinney: I'm all about a forked tongue and a dirty house

Me: I'm all about a pork chop and a dirty house
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Postby VHB » Fri May 18, 2018 4:08 pm

I thought the lyrics to Living After Midnight were how Rob Halford revealed he was gay

I set my sights on little old men
the joint starts firing up again

Living after midnight
rock into to the dawn
love him 'til the morning
then I'm gone, I'm gone


and to be on topic, still kinda feel like it should have been.
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Postby Kenny » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:36 am

Not sure this really fits but I was listening to Disintegration last night and got to Last Dance and I didn't misshear the lyrics but I always like to think of these:

But older than me now, more constant, more real
And the fur and the mouth and the innocence turned
To hair and contentment that hangs in abasement

as

But older than me now, more constant, more real
And the fur and the mouth and the innocence turned
To hair and contentment that hangs in a basement
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Postby nocents » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:26 pm

outkast: po-wer mu-sic, electric revival!

me: i fuck you, singing, 'it's a revival!'
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Postby nocents » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:27 pm

10/10 best new toop
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