Tom Brady: Football quarterback

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What should brady do next

Join a team to play one more season (perhaps the Jets to stick it to Belichick?)
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Stay retired and live a good life
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Turn himself in and rot in jail for his crimes
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Total votes : 6

Postby mego » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:41 pm

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Postby mego » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:42 pm

i'm pretty good at knowing when to count out Touchdown Tom. i was the first to do so and did it correctly in the superbowl thread last year.

Thought i'd announce counting him out in my own thread this time around. Feel free to discuss in the meantime and i'll bump it when the patriot's season is over
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Postby mego » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:48 pm

i should also point out that i won Hipinion's Fantasy Football league last year and finished 3rd the year before that so i'm pretty decent at knowing about football to say the least.

i won't win this year though unfortunately because i was too slow to pick up Lamar Jackson
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Postby terminus » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:48 pm

I rather watch 3 pt kicks
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Postby alaska » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:50 pm

i fucking hate tom brady
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Postby alaska » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:51 pm

i hate the patriots and tom brady more than i care about football in general
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:53 pm

Did you read the opinion piece on CNN about tom Brady being in decline
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Postby mego » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:53 pm

to be honest i've actually started to feel a bit sorry for him. i don't think he's accepted that it's over for him yet and i imagine it's going to be difficult for him when he finally realises
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Postby mego » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:54 pm

REAL BASED SLOB wrote:Did you read the opinion piece on CNN about tom Brady being in decline


no but i'll bookmark it for my lunch break reading thanks for the heads up
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Postby separator » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:55 pm

Definitely not
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Postby mego » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:56 pm

i was planning to make this thread earlier but thought everyone would just see it as trolling and not take it seriously so i decided to wait until their bye week.
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Postby alaska » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:57 pm

mego wrote:to be honest i've actually started to feel a bit sorry for him. i don't think he's accepted that it's over for him yet and i imagine it's going to be difficult for him when he finally realises


i hope he is totally emotionally bereft. i don't wish any physical harm on him but i do hope he has a painful psychospiritual crisis resulting in an unpublic life of devotion to those in need
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Postby brent » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:58 pm

he's fucking done
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Postby Shotfrog » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:59 pm

It's going to be tough for him after football when all he has are his hundreds of millions of dollars and his supermodel wife.
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Postby Shotfrog » Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:59 pm

Who am I kidding, he's probably going to get elected governor somewhere
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Postby Shotfrog » Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:00 pm

Last night Felger and Mazz were discussing how he's dead last in qbr against the blitz this season. He used to carve up the blitz, Mike!
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Postby alaska » Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:01 pm

i hope he loses his money and his wife divorces him
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Postby mego » Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:13 pm

Shotfrog wrote:he's dead last in qbr against the blitz this season.


oh man i'm fantasizing about the ravens sneaking into the playoffs then sacking him 10 times in the first half and taking a 9-0 lead into halftime. 2nd half brady's decaying, frail body can't take anymore punishment so he sits it out and the pats make a bit of a comeback but the ravens win it 12-10. brady never plays again.
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Postby mego » Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:12 pm

Bump
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Postby mego » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:57 pm

TB12 won’t be able to win at Arrowhead
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Postby mego » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:04 pm

nice INT TB12
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Postby antoine » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:22 pm

Out again
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Postby mego » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:22 pm

Counting out touchdown tom is long overdue, to be frank
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Postby pink snake » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:23 pm

Have a tomato, Tom.
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Postby PROBLEM ATTIC » Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:45 pm

It's been said that the day Touchdown Tom retires, all the Boston boarders wither and die where they stand
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Postby brent » Sun Dec 16, 2018 8:17 pm

maga chuds Tom and Bill are washed up
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Postby brent » Sun Dec 23, 2018 2:32 pm

bump
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Postby Skerple » Sun Dec 23, 2018 2:36 pm

seems like a certain son has been withholding kissies
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Postby sleigh » Sun Dec 23, 2018 4:55 pm

Worst quarterback of all time
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Postby mego » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:14 pm

ingram and bosa, please see to it that this weekend is Brady's last game
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