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Postby Trebek » Tue Dec 20, 2022 9:23 pm

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Postby Trebek » Tue Dec 20, 2022 9:56 pm

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[22:14] <@Trebbers> 3
[22:14] <@Trebbers> 2
[22:14] <@Trebbers> 1
[22:15] <besoin> are they going to murder a little boy in the cold open
[22:15] <autarch> i can't remember
[22:16] <autarch> do we get to see casper die
[22:16] <@Trebbers> Stately Casper Manor
[22:16] <lhs> mansion by great british bakeoff
[22:16] <unclebugs> casper was dead to begin with - charles dickens
[22:16] <dan2> Casper's House-r
[22:16] <besoin> you could take two pictures
[22:16] <unclebugs> AAAAAA
[22:17] <unclebugs> so spooky
[22:17] <autarch> this movie was fuckin huge when i was a kid
[22:17] <besoin> i met ben stein on the street once, circa 2002
[22:17] <autarch> Ghouler....Ghouler
[22:17] <dan2> heh
[22:17] <besoin> heh
[22:17] <@Trebbers> Was he a shit, besoin?
[22:18] <besoin> he was with an extremely old man. maybe his father.
[22:18] <unclebugs> did you win his money?
[22:18] <Boo511> I suppose it makes sense he'd be on the street around that time, after constantly losing his money.
[22:18] <unclebugs> did he have dry red eyes?
[22:18] <@Trebbers> Eric Idle's mullet is something
[22:19] <besoin> is his name dibs
[22:19] <lhs> that's what the subs say
[22:19] <lhs> if you burn the deed, anyone can have dibs on the property
[22:20] <lhs> is this a stephen king joint
[22:20] <besoin> okay, please put christina ricci on the screen
[22:20] <unclebugs> she'll get here eventually
[22:20] <unclebugs> I wanna see stinky and stretch and fatso
[22:21] <unclebugs> he's a translucent
[22:22] <lhs> is casper a baby
[22:22] <unclebugs> as a kid I had a little flashlight that was shaped like casper and his head lit up
[22:22] <autarch> The Pillsbury Boo Boy
[22:22] <autarch> Casper The Smooth-headed ghost
[22:22] <besoin> man, haven't thought of this guy in ages
[22:23] <@Trebbers> Never funny IIRC
[22:23] <@Trebbers> Just a guy that got shoved on camera like producers thought he was gold
[22:24] <warmjets> oh brother
[22:24] <dan2> the HD makes me notice Akroyd had a half grown moustache there
[22:24] <dan2> very weird
[22:24] <unclebugs> honestly they both look great
[22:24] <@Trebbers> They backed a Brinks trucks full of crystal skulls to his house
[22:24] <besoin> remember when we watched this director's follow-up to this movie
[22:25] <besoin> (city of angels)
[22:25] <@Trebbers> ahh
[22:25] <unclebugs> casper is like an angel
[22:25] <autarch> You're a freak, casper. leave us alone
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[22:25] <besoin> this is a house with an angel. the sequel was a full city.
[22:25] <Essar388> please sir, just a little time
[22:25] <@Trebbers> 11:05
[22:25] <@Trebbers> 11:15
[22:25] <besoin> yes
[22:25] <besoin> yes
[22:25] <besoin> yes
[22:25] <besoin> yes
[22:26] <Essar388> thank you, i'm in
[22:26] <unclebugs> we had a professor at my college who sort of looked like this casper dad and everyone had a crush on him
[22:26] <besoin> like bill pullman?
[22:26] <@Trebbers> "He releases his music on short run cassettes"
[22:26] <Essar388> I'm watching this on my brother's plex server called Casper on a server named Wendy.
[22:27] <Essar388> all the servers he runs have casper names.
[22:27] <unclebugs> casper is very powerful.
[22:28] <besoin> did she say boo knows
[22:28] <lhs> yep
[22:30] <besoin> apparently this was originally going to be directed by alex proyas
[22:30] <warmjets> "im going to run for president of the united states"
[22:31] <besoin> that's camden, maine
[22:31] <unclebugs> it's casper, man
[22:32] <autarch> casper lives in a town called fucking friendship?
[22:32] <warmjets> who designed this ugly ass house
[22:32] <unclebugs> he doesn't LIVE anywhere
[22:32] <besoin> the house appears to be gaudi-inspired
[22:32] <dan2> Whipsass Manor
[22:33] <besoin> really whips the manor's ass
[22:33] <autarch> is eric idle going martin short?
[22:34] <autarch> this dad has great hair
[22:34] <warmjets> is this an abandoned cheesecake factory?
[22:34] <unclebugs> lol
[22:34] <warmjets> casper died after eating a 5,000 calorie kids meal
[22:34] <besoin> how did casper bring ricci here? i missed it.
[22:34] <lhs> i hope i'll never die if my ghost looks as bad as casper
[22:34] <@Trebbers> Maybe put on some pants bruh
[22:35] <unclebugs> he made the TV play a news segment for the evil lady
[22:35] <besoin> ah
[22:36] <unclebugs> yeah
[22:36] <besoin> i'd sleep in stretch's bed
[22:36] <dan2> stretch isn't a bad name
[22:36] <unclebugs> stinkie isn't a bad name for someone stinkie
[22:36] <lhs> art boo-veau
[22:37] <autarch> ah cool. this mansion used to be a cheesecake factory
[22:37] <autarch> lol lhs
[22:37] <besoin> surely amy brenneman won't remain just a photo
[22:38] <besoin> casper mattress
[22:38] <warmjets> lol
[22:38] <Boo511> Heh
[22:38] <lhs> heh
[22:38] <autarch> lol
[22:39] <warmjets> thanks now im going to see those ads for weeks
[22:39] <besoin> "uh...don't pick up those rags"
[22:39] <autarch> the cgi in this looks better than like every pixar movie which isn't saying much but still
[22:39] <besoin> gross dude
[22:39] <unclebugs> ew
[22:39] <lhs> haunteronormative couple must form
[22:39] <autarch> dude
[22:39] <autarch> what
[22:40] <dan2> lol
[22:40] <Boo511> "That's just a Mainer, honey."
[22:40] <lhs> "it looked like a messed-up baby"
[22:41] <besoin> "it looked like someone tried to draw sperm in an archie comic"
[22:41] <unclebugs> lol
[22:41] <dan2> do you think casper was a naturally bald child or did the way he died make him lose all his hair
[22:41] <@Trebbers> I don't think Casper made it out of the womb
[22:41] <autarch> he was a baby, right?
[22:41] <unclebugs> we were all babies once
[22:41] <unclebugs> so in a sense
[22:42] <unclebugs> yessss
[22:42] <autarch> twisting the night away
[22:42] <unclebugs> guess who just got back today, those uncle ghosts from around the way
[22:42] <autarch> lol
[22:43] <besoin> the lady who wrote this was a writer on tiny toons and animaniacs
[22:43] <besoin> which tracks. boy does it track.
[22:43] <autarch> "no being spooky!"
[22:44] <Boo511> One of the ghost uncles was on Tiny Toons too, I think?
[22:44] <unclebugs> casper got his own cartoon
[22:44] <unclebugs> that was like animaniacsish
[22:44] <unclebugs> they'd have narratives but also like songs and skits
[22:44] <besoin> what is happening
[22:45] <autarch> lol
[22:45] <unclebugs> I love that everyone wanted to be in this movie
[22:45] <besoin> yeah, this is very much a gaudi interior
[22:45] <autarch> love that they did a michael jackson black or white take
[22:45] <autarch> yeah yeah yeah
[22:47] <unclebugs> meet boo-t
[22:47] <Boo511> Luigi's Mansion is born
[22:48] <autarch> ha!
[22:48] <lhs> good thing they brought their boover
[22:48] <unclebugs> lol
[22:48] <autarch> jesus that house is huge
[22:49] <lhs> do some normal cleaning while you're at it please
[22:49] <besoin> the house looks like this:
[22:49] <besoin> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casa_Mil%C3%A0
[22:49] <besoin> inside and out
[22:50] <@Trebbers> Would def love to see some Gaudi IRL
[22:50] <besoin> not very sanitary, cas
[22:51] <autarch> never drank orange juice before?
[22:51] <unclebugs> the ultimate non threatening boy
[22:51] <autarch> tiny hands
[22:51] <besoin> "were you the boy in the box?"
[22:51] <lhs> she can't have a crush on him, he's one year old
[22:52] <dan2> I think he's like 57
[22:52] <besoin> damn, made the apocalypse now reference for us
[22:53] <lhs> fright of the valkyries
[22:53] <unclebugs> three guys so committed to the bit that they fucking died
[22:54] <besoin> really giving oprah the business
[22:54] <dan2> what do you think you're doing, ballbag
[22:55] <unclebugs> "get a grave
[22:55] <@Trebbers> They got him in a Robin Williams look
[22:56] <besoin> oldest trope in the book
[22:56] <autarch> dude looks awful tbh
[22:56] <unclebugs> did he get held back?
[22:57] <autarch> haha! he said her name!
[22:57] <autarch> oh fuck. big casp
[22:57] <@Trebbers> A lot of green corduroy in this
[22:58] <besoin> nice one, elon
[22:59] <autarch> holy shit. rekt
[22:59] <unclebugs> casper trying to make some new ghosts with that one
[22:59] <lhs> surely there was at least one kid wearing velcro shoes
[22:59] <besoin> "i'd like to judge amy"
[23:01] <lhs> throw potties
[23:01] <besoin> elf man gonna elf
[23:01] <autarch> it's gonna be a prank
[23:02] <besoin> haha
[23:02] <@Trebbers> got em
[23:02] <autarch> alright
[23:02] <autarch> that was p good
[23:02] <dan2> I bet that was a lot of people's first crush
[23:02] <autarch> what was his name? blip?
[23:02] <lhs> vic
[23:03] <unclebugs> he looks like the guy from the Zits comic
[23:04] <autarch> dude, give it a rest
[23:04] <@Trebbers> He's about to tell her she should smile more
[23:04] <dan2> heh
[23:04] <lhs> aryans bullying christina during educational festivity
[23:05] <autarch> holy shit
[23:05] <autarch> stalker's pray
[23:05] <unclebugs> date me or else
[23:05] <warmjets> i was...a creep
[23:05] <autarch> i was...a baby
[23:05] <unclebugs> a creepy little baby
[23:05] <lhs> babies can't have favorite songs
[23:05] <@Trebbers> "I sold out Christ for a little silver"
[23:06] <autarch> did they copy-paste his head shape onto jimmy neutron?
[23:06] <dan2> lol
[23:06] <unclebugs> lol
[23:07] <dan2> I'll say right now I have no clue how it sounded when my mom made breakfast
[23:07] <unclebugs> my mom makes breakfast loud as hell
[23:08] <autarch> that's not bad
[23:08] <autarch> a leftover
[23:09] <unclebugs> "you want to go as a date? the fruit?"
[23:09] <autarch> lol
[23:09] <besoin> bill pullman has a slight trump accent
[23:10] <unclebugs> have casper steal a costume for you
[23:10] <autarch> Lesley GORE
[23:10] <unclebugs> if I had a ghost, we'd be heisting
[23:10] <besoin> casper's creepy old victorian toys
[23:11] <unclebugs> I actually can't believe there aren't any movies where a ghost robs a bank
[23:11] <warmjets> shes gonna find his porno mags
[23:11] <lhs> kids love freud jokes
[23:13] <Boo511> So now what, they change the spectral locks?
[23:13] <warmjets> and change it to a rainforest cafe
[23:13] <autarch>  what was that movie with a merry go round in the attic
[23:13] <unclebugs> oooh umm crush?
[23:13] <autarch> yeah
[23:14] <autarch> this reminds me of that
[23:14] <unclebugs> you think that's how casper died?
[23:14] <Boo511> Uh
[23:14] <besoin> how does he know that
[23:14] <lhs> you can go as laura ashley for halloween
[23:14] <autarch> A Boooooston red sox fan
[23:15] <unclebugs> he found his own corpse
[23:15] <besoin> why does he remember stuff now
[23:15] <Boo511> "...and he was right.  RIP me."
[23:15] <besoin> heh
[23:15] <autarch> lol
[23:15] <autarch> no way
[23:15] <unclebugs> died of sledding too much
[23:15] <autarch> "fun"
[23:16] <Boo511> ...oh
[23:16] <Boo511> Aha
[23:16] <besoin> mom can't have liked that
[23:16] <autarch> resurrection machine
[23:16] <Boo511> Kind of weird to clip the newspaper that reports you as clinically insane.
[23:17] <autarch> "I'm famous!!"
[23:18] <unclebugs> does this seem like something a clinically insane man would build?
[23:18] <dan2> Wallace and Ghoulmit
[23:18] <besoin> boobe goldberg machine
[23:18] <autarch> lol
[23:18] <autarch> this is how his dad died
[23:19] <autarch> ok this rules
[23:19] <lhs> the resurrection machine sucks
[23:19] <Boo511> Got so fed up with the line at the Haunted Mansion.
[23:19] <warmjets> i remember this level in RE4
[23:20] <dan2> I guess the auto-shaver is how casper died/lost his hair
[23:21] <besoin> we established that she's a tinkerer earlier in the movie
[23:22] <besoin> looks like a gas chamber
[23:22] <warmjets> are they trying to go see the titanic
[23:22] <unclebugs> universal studios should have a ride where they kill you and then put you in there
[23:22] <autarch> it's blood
[23:23] <unclebugs> 'it's daddy juice'
[23:23] <autarch> his uncles are gonna steal it
[23:23] <lhs> franzia?
[23:24] <autarch> wait
[23:24] <dan2> another Estus Flask, nice
[23:24] <autarch> did eric idle fuckin steal that shit?
[23:24] <Boo511> It's just Moxie, guys.  You're in Maine, I'm sure you can find some more.
[23:24] <autarch> he's the yellow m&m
[23:24] <lhs> you're an emoji now
[23:25] <autarch> perfect
[23:26] <autarch> why are these two even in the movie?
[23:26] <unclebugs> lol
[23:26] <unclebugs> they're the bad guys
[23:27] <autarch> wait
[23:27] <autarch> they say the b word in this thing?
[23:27] <dan2> pushin that PG
[23:27] <dan2> I feel like they don't even release PG rated movies in theaters anymore
[23:27] <unclebugs> they also said piss
[23:27] <Boo511> PG is for when computer animated movies accidentally come in a bit too intense.
[23:27] <warmjets> you could say fuck in PG movies back then, i think once
[23:28] <warmjets> but i thought this was a family film lol
[23:29] <unclebugs> smoochin ghosts
[23:30] <besoin> quite a body count in this movie
[23:31] <unclebugs> dead
[23:31] <dan2> they should have kept this chair coaster up and running I would pay 5 bucks for a spin
[23:31] <besoin> send in the dancing lobster
[23:31] <unclebugs> lol
[23:32] <autarch> yo, that's his treasure
[23:33] <lhs> good thing she kept her hair and boobs and makeup so we'll know she's a lady ghost
[23:33] <unclebugs> casper and his uncles just died naked
[23:34] <dan2> taking a dump?"
[23:34] <autarch> yo
[23:34] <Campsper> she earned heaven
[23:34] <autarch> WILLY MAYS HERE
[23:35] <lhs> doestheghostdie.com
[23:35] <autarch> wait
[23:35] <autarch> is he dead now?
[23:35] <dan2> lol lhs
[23:35] <unclebugs> if you die drunk do you stay drunk forever?
[23:35] <lhs> seems so
[23:36] <dan2> all the uncles are naked too
[23:36] <dan2> just realizing
[23:36] <autarch> if you die drunk, is your ghost drunk forever?
[23:36] <dan2> maybe they made a naked CGI Pullman and it tested poorly with audiences
[23:36] <Boo511> Going to stick a bottle of Chambord in the machine instead.
[23:37] <lhs> they drank all the wine in town so they can't pull this off again
[23:38] <lhs> wow, trauma resolved
[23:38] <autarch> yo that was bullshit that casper has to stay dead because her dad got drunk
[23:38] <autarch> really shitty of him
[23:38] <lhs> fuck off, casper you incel
[23:38] <dan2>  The house that was used for Whipstaff Manor was also used to film scenes from the Backstreet Boys' music video, "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)". Most notably is the ballroom dance sequence from this music video. 255 of 263 found this interesting
[23:38] <Campsper> they walked straight into the Nothing But Trouble courtroom
[23:39] <autarch> Casper The "Nice Guy" Ghost
[23:40] <autarch> oh fuck. pretty good bail.
[23:40] <warmjets> teacher not concerned kid got a concussion
[23:40] <lhs> her costume was being tall and pregnant
[23:40] <autarch> nobody cared about concussions before, what, 2007?
[23:40] <warmjets> true
[23:40] <dan2>  "Casper" is an ancient Semitic word for "Treasurer". Casper is the unknowing guardian of his father's Lazarus machine, and a treasure hidden within Whipstaff turns out to be a gift from his father. 68 of 75 found this interesting | Share this
[23:41] <lhs> how does casper fit into god's plan
[23:41] <dan2> Angel Dust
[23:41] <unclebugs> i feel like 12 is old enough to know better than to sled to death
[23:42] <autarch> can't wait to see his big fuckin head in the flesh
[23:42] <unclebugs> that's sim behavior
[23:42] <dan2> is that one girl's costume a puffin
[23:42] <warmjets> great its nick carter
[23:42] <lhs> deadvon sawa
[23:43] <@Trebbers> didn't bring his eyes back to life
[23:43] <Boo511> Death is going to kill everyone in the party and then come back for Casper.
[23:43] <warmjets> a creep in the flesh too
[23:43] <unclebugs> she was asleep when he said that the first time
[23:44] <unclebugs> unless he just says that all the time
[23:44] <autarch> is casper supposed to be a hunk
[23:44] <dan2> Devon Sawa said in a 2016 interview that people ask him all the time if he ever uses Casper's line "Can I Keep You?" as a pickup line. He replied, "I haven't said those words since I shot Casper. Never! Never.
[23:45] <autarch> it's a pretty creepy line
[23:45] <Essar388> Devon Sawa is currently on twitter like "I am Stan. It is me. Stan. That is me" every five minutes.
[23:45] <unclebugs> hahah it's so funny that the uncles actually went to heaven and got her?
[23:45] <Boo511> "Also, do you have any more of that life juice?"
[23:45] <warmjets> "Whyd you tell everyone i fart in my sleep?"
[23:45] <dan2>  Anthony Hopkins was offered the role of Dr. James Harvey, although the actor was interested in working on the film he could not accept the offer because his schedule coincided with the film Nixon (1995). 3 of 4 found this interesting
[23:46] <dan2> can you fucking imagine this with Hopkins
[23:46] <autarch> [in unison] "a teenager"
[23:46] <lhs> google's "people also ask": Is Devon Sawa Japanese?
[23:46] <autarch> is big casp gonna disappear?
[23:47] <warmjets> so it was like 9:55 when she gave casper till 10:00
[23:47] <lhs> his head is going to turn back into a pumpkin, i'm afraid
[23:47] <autarch> i thought he'd already confirmed it was him
[23:47] <autarch> love the flower costume
[23:47] <autarch> alright!
[23:48] <dan2> so the uncles are cool now?
[23:48] <lhs> two weeks of therapy is all you need
[23:48] <autarch> is hat his cum?
[23:48] <autarch> where it said "the end"?
[23:48] <autarch> was that his cum?
[23:48] <lhs> would you like it to be
[23:48] <dan2>  Dan Aykroyd later confirmed that his cameo as Dr. Raymond Stanz was canon to the Ghostbusters franchise. 11 of 13 found this interesting | Share this
[23:48] <autarch> i'm indifferent
[23:48] <@Trebbers> The commentary confirms it
[23:49] <warmjets> Do any these…. fuckers… ever blast out of the wall and have a huge cum shot?
[23:49] <dan2> ahaha
[23:49] <unclebugs> so the animated series implies that cat and doc harvey own the house now
[23:49] <autarch> lol
[23:49] <@Trebbers> OH YEAH
[23:50] <unclebugs> casper is the voice of a generation
[23:50] <unclebugs> i can't believe casper was based on casper, that's wild
[23:50] <Campsper> Casper, based on Wendy
[23:50] <lhs> richard hymns versus gary hymes
[23:50] <autarch> that was kind of enjoyable
[23:51] <unclebugs> do you think they're going to special thanks ghosts
[23:51] <warmjets> have no idea how i never saw this growing up
[23:51] <warmjets> it was a pretty big movie i think?
[23:51] <unclebugs> it def was
[23:51] <@Trebbers> I only saw the movie about the living Casper, Kids
[23:52] <lhs> what year was this
[23:52] <Boo511> Tommy Two-Hands
[23:52] <unclebugs> there were pizza hut puppets I think
[23:52] <Campsper> very big VHS tape
[23:52] <warmjets> 95
[23:52] <unclebugs> I had the vhs
[23:52] <unclebugs> https://external-preview.redd.it/0ZjvasPT71IbaDunsZBeYzYhBlgA1IPZgJ8AgLG-b8U.jpg?auto=webp&s=d636c50da0823b1167b904e00e0d6b606d511dd0
[23:53] <@Trebbers> Those are dope
[23:53] <autarch> the stinky one looks great
[23:53] <@Trebbers> Probably imagining them larger than they really are tho
[23:53] <autarch> wait
[23:53] <autarch> Little Richard made that song?
[23:54] <Boo511> They hired seven people to do that Cryptkeeper cameo.
[23:54] <dan2> one last thing before we go
[23:54] <@Trebbers> 1 800 PHONE THX
[23:54] <dan2> https://pm1.narvii.com/8162/56561365aef6fb3a5be3ffe9467cd1f57d603873r1-2048-1593v2_00.jpg
[23:54] <Boo511> "I dialed 1-800-PHONE-THX from the original Star Wars release credits. It is now a "Hot Singles" line."
[23:54] <@Trebbers> Never notice that before
[23:54] <Campsper> no
[23:54] <Campsper> no
[23:54] <Campsper> no never
[23:54] <lhs> ew
[23:55] <dan2> https://aminoapps.com/c/ctfga/page/item/angel-mcfadden/06MW_ZRGfZIQVo86QwjYEzXrYdGJzD1Qnjz
[23:55] <dan2> https://pm1.narvii.com/7619/fd0660572a2099673ed1b463555e8045ae33df19r1-2048-2048v2_hq.jpg
[23:55] <autarch> dan, thank you
[23:55] <unclebugs> ghoul night, folks
[23:55] <autarch> good fright!
[23:55] <dan2> there's a casper the ghost roleplay chat on the side of that page
[23:56] <dan2> see you all there
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Postby Trebek » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:47 pm

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[22:15] <Trebbers> 3
[22:15] <Trebbers> 2
[22:15] <Trebbers> 1
[22:16] <dan2> original Breakin' Release date    May 4, 1984
[22:16] <@biglegs> adolfo
[22:16] <Trebbers> Tiny spray paint cans to paint the boombox
[22:16] <dan2> Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo  Release date       December 19, 1984
[22:17] <dan2> the demand was so strong that they had to get it out in 6 months
[22:17] <electrcdonnaloo> did they just use the extra footage from breakin?
[22:17] <dan2> read that as Bud Cort
[22:18] <Trebbers> Is this recapping Breakin' 1
[22:18] <bugs> some of this doesn't seem like break dancing
[22:18] <@biglegs> yoram globus
[22:18] <Trebbers> Break-ish
[22:18] <dan2> the breakin' world accepts all kinds of dance
[22:18] <dan2> too bad these old snobs can't
[22:19] <bugs> yeah, dad!
[22:20] <electrcdonnaloo> etc on the wall, the live laugh love of its day
[22:21] <lhs> kelly will white-save us all
[22:21] <Trebbers> Lil' Wizard
[22:22] <Bob511> KEEP DANCING AND REMEMBER THE ALAMO
[22:22] <bugs> everyone is wearing real clothes except for the 3 mains who look like DC comics characters
[22:22] <Trebbers> ahah bob
[22:22] <electrcdonnaloo> wow the 80s post office budget was bloated with dance lessons
[22:22] <lhs> laminated jeans
[22:23] <dan2> god yes
[22:23] <Trebbers> Proto-rapping granny
[22:23] <electrcdonnaloo> always need a rappin granny
[22:23] <electrcdonnaloo> lol
[22:23] <dan2> looks like they're breakin' on some wrapping paper
[22:23] <lhs> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518
[22:24] <bugs> she should bring her rich parents here so they can get infected with the beat
[22:24] <Trebbers> ahah lhs
[22:24] <electrcdonnaloo> were they playing for no one?
[22:24] <dan2> the cars have gained sentience and want to dance too
[22:24] <electrcdonnaloo> would love it if the knight rider car showed up
[22:25] <lhs> pee-wee's town hall
[22:25] <Trebbers> The seat of the Breakin' Government
[22:25] <bugs> this is our community clown
[22:25] <electrcdonnaloo> isn't he a mime?
[22:26] <electrcdonnaloo> is this a neighborhood where a dance performance might be happening around every corner?
[22:26] <@biglegs> "let's dub it so it sounds dumber"
[22:27] <electrcdonnaloo> can we discuss kelly's shirt?
[22:27] <bugs> she's an alien princess
[22:27] <dan2> lol
[22:27] <dan2> that guy's shirt says Miracles --- Puppet
[22:27] <dan2> front/back
[22:27] <@biglegs> the greek god of mistakes
[22:28] <dan2> movie gives you what you paid for
[22:29] <Trebbers> Ladies love this clown
[22:29] <bugs> "I love being here!"
[22:29] <Bob511> This water meter is dedicated to my father
[22:30] <electrcdonnaloo> is he the prototype for mr burns
[22:30] <Trebbers> Bossk
[22:30] <lhs> you couldn't even fit a best buy on that lot
[22:31] <@biglegs> the fuck even is the etymology of boogaloo
[22:32] <@biglegs> where did this title even come from
[22:32] <dan2> see if I had a community center I would have been doing this instead of playing Counterstrike and eating Bagel Bites
[22:32] <Bob511> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_boogaloo_(dance)
[22:33] <dan2> "If someone did the worm too hard the entire thing could collapse"
[22:33] <electrcdonnaloo> dan you'd just be playing breakin 2: electric boogaloo, the video game and eating bagel bites
[22:34] <dan2> I could have at least been playing Dance Dance Revolution
[22:34] <electrcdonnaloo> if bobby hill can do it, you can do it
[22:34] <electrcdonnaloo> oh no the sharks showed up
[22:35] <dan2> the civil war 2
[22:35] <electrcdonnaloo> wait are moves a non-renewable resource?
[22:35] <dan2> electric boogaloo
[22:35] <bugs> they dance all the time... but not right now
[22:35] <@biglegs> motherfucker just said bologna
[22:36] <dan2> everyone uses this plot as a punchline but it's completely realistic and reflected the ramping up of urban defunding under Reagan
[22:37] <Trebbers> child labor
[22:38] <lhs> next step: vegas
[22:38] <Bob511> Seven thousand dollars in one day seems pretty good?
[22:39] <electrcdonnaloo> is that his leather painter's jumpsuit
[22:41] <Trebbers> Never been in a battle zone
[22:42] <electrcdonnaloo> okay i need to discuss this top as well
[22:42] <electrcdonnaloo> there's more back than front
[22:42] <bugs> larping
[22:42] <electrcdonnaloo> pretty sure drumline stole some ideas from this scene
[22:43] <Bob511> Really not maximizing the money they could get beating up that car for thirty seconds.
[22:43] <dan2> one of the tags was LIZARD RULES
[22:44] <bugs> i always follow the lizard rules
[22:44] <@biglegs> we play their game whether we want to or not
[22:45] <electrcdonnaloo> really love the short sleeve sweatshirt and matching newsboy cap
[22:47] <dan2> more like Buggin' 2
[22:47] <electrcdonnaloo> is she his mom or ex?
[22:47] <bugs> does this earn money?
[22:47] <lhs> pickpocketing the audience does
[22:48] <dan2> The Wiggles made millions doing this
[22:49] <bugs> he sleepin
[22:49] <lhs> i thought he was addressing that weird doll
[22:49] <bugs> if you sleep with a comic on your face you'll absorb the ink like silly putty
[22:49] <lhs> sex choreographer
[22:50] <bugs> taking notes
[22:50] <dan2> remarkably close to those homemade Realdolls
[22:51] <dan2> I'll let you google them on your own
[22:51] <electrcdonnaloo> is that supposed to be kelly
[22:51] <lhs> nothing suggests it isn't
[22:52] <@biglegs> their friends never spoke to them again
[22:52] <Bob511> Is it possible the rec center was condemned for a carbon monoxide leak?
[22:52] <lhs> swingers dancing
[22:52] <bugs> lol bob
[22:53] <dan2> haha bob
[22:53] <electrcdonnaloo> lol
[22:53] <electrcdonnaloo> what on earth is that outfit
[22:53] <lhs> looks like every altered band shirt on etsy
[22:54] <bugs> her boobs got caught in a trap
[22:54] <@biglegs> same
[22:54] <@biglegs> dog
[22:54] <bugs> did they shave the dog?
[22:55] <electrcdonnaloo> the dog is the best character
[22:56] <electrcdonnaloo> how does kelly think this is going to go
[22:56] <electrcdonnaloo> he put on his finest band uniform
[22:57] <electrcdonnaloo> mom's double necklaces suggest that's where kelly gets her fashion sense
[22:57] <lhs> you look RBG as always
[22:57] <Trebbers> Benedict Bundercatch
[22:58] <dan2> rich people just eating sauce+meatball
[23:00] <Trebbers> you people
[23:00] <Bob511> Spending money on fancy clothes and cars, huh?
[23:01] <@biglegs> i've decided that this movie is weird.
[23:02] == biglegs changed the topic of #hpnmovieseries to: WEIRD MOVIE
[23:02] <electrcdonnaloo> if they can do this, that should raise $200,000
[23:02] <dan2> I gotta admit, I don't think I could pull off this move
[23:02] <bugs> how it feels to chew 5 gum
[23:02] <dan2> haha
[23:02] <dan2> alwys gets me
[23:02] <electrcdonnaloo> lol
[23:02] <Trebbers> No expense spared
[23:03] <electrcdonnaloo> dan you could do this you just need more practice on dance dance revolution
[23:03] <Bob511> Dance Dance 360 Revolution
[23:03] <@biglegs> dance dance convoluted
[23:03] <lhs> heh
[23:04] <dan2> ball's in your court, Fred Astaire
[23:06] <dan2> Ice-T doing a scene on his way to the Beyond Thunderdome auditions
[23:06] <Trebbers> uh no
[23:06] <dan2> the next dance craze: Trash Humping
[23:07] <bugs> we need your juice!
[23:07] <lhs> you could still dance on the loading dock
[23:10] <lhs> mom's outfit looked like she got tangled up in the couch cover
[23:11] <bugs> he's a wizard
[23:11] <bugs> he's straight up casting spells
[23:11] <bugs> placing a curse on this city
[23:11] <lhs> robert pattinson is into it
[23:12] <Trebbers> Lucinda Dickey has 4 named film roles and we did them all
[23:12] <bugs> did the clown just give up on being a clown?
[23:13] <Trebbers> Yeah, just seems like a Kevin MacDonald character without the makeup
[23:13] <bugs> I feel like having a fully made up clown makes them seem more official
[23:14] <dan2> https://i.postimg.cc/gjV3bKhV/s55s20.png
[23:14] <electrcdonnaloo> how many short sleeve sweatshirts does he have
[23:16] <lhs> tonight at miracles: everyone gets laid
[23:18] <dan2> :(
[23:18] <dan2> he's gonna have a Boogaloo Limp now
[23:18] <Bob511> "Too much breakin', I'm afraid."
[23:19] <@biglegs> the fuck
[23:19] <lhs> he died as he lived
[23:20] <Bob511> Oh man
[23:20] <dan2> ball's in your court, Patch Adams
[23:20] <electrcdonnaloo> lol
[23:20] <@biglegs> they better calm the fuck down with all this shit. it's a hospital
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[23:21] <Bob511> Candy-strippers
[23:21] <electrcdonnaloo> the night nurses from new jersey showing up for a guest spot
[23:21] <dan2> is this implying that these sexy nurses have Christ-like powers?
[23:21] <bugs> please, you're pulling all your stitches
[23:21] <Trebbers> absolutely
[23:21] <bugs> please
[23:21] <bugs> you're bleeding internally
[23:21] <lhs> heh
[23:22] <lhs> pretty sure this sequence is hostile to marduk
[23:22] <@biglegs> what if we started dancing
[23:22] <electrcdonnaloo> wow they gave up fast
[23:23] <bugs> the baby should pop out and dance
[23:23] <lhs> show us the dancing corpses in the morgue, cowards
[23:23] <dan2> haha
[23:23] <electrcdonnaloo> i hope it's the ally mcbeal baby
[23:23] <Bob511> Ha
[23:24] <bugs> are they mimes now?
[23:24] <dan2> thankfully they were able to pocket $200,000 worth of morphine while that was going down
[23:24] <@biglegs> dude has chest hair like a fucking jackass
[23:24] <Trebbers> Should sell their mind control dance to the Defence Department
[23:25] <lhs> chest hair like a witchhouse band name
[23:25] <dan2> lol
[23:25] <Trebbers> He has the Zangief pattern
[23:27] <@biglegs> where the fuck is the firehose
[23:27] <lhs> turbo has a sick mind
[23:28] <bugs> 20,000 dollars worth of spray painting the ground
[23:28] <Trebbers> Not the pizzas
[23:29] <dan2> time to mind control the bulldozers
[23:29] <lhs> tiananmen squaredance
[23:29] <@biglegs> let's get avatarded
[23:30] <bugs> one simple trick the construction companies don't want you to know
[23:30] <dan2> heh
[23:31] <electrcdonnaloo> are they gonn a drive home in the bobcats
[23:32] <electrcdonnaloo> i hope turbos is wearing underwear
[23:32] <dan2> gonna be murder on the freeway
[23:32] <Trebbers> Howard Howard?
[23:34] <electrcdonnaloo> 5 min ago he was trying to murder a kid
[23:35] <electrcdonnaloo> but the press is all it takes?
[23:35] <@biglegs> juggling!
[23:35] <Trebbers> The whole works
[23:35] <bugs> dancing AND juggling?
[23:35] <Trebbers> 2 things
[23:35] <bugs> waiting to see the juggling
[23:36] <Trebbers> was trying to remember if we had seen some so far
[23:36] <bugs> I imagine this is what it's like to be on a carnival cruise
[23:36] <Bob511> Ozone was juggling two women, I guess.
[23:37] <electrcdonnaloo> how can they tell on that tv
[23:37] <bugs> right now, juggling
[23:38] <dan2> face painting, pony rides, and Ice-T
[23:38] <Trebbers> yesssss
[23:39] <bugs> bopiting
[23:39] <Trebbers> They don't know the target they painted on that kid
[23:39] <dan2> oh hell yes
[23:39] <dan2> "Up next: Baby Huey!"
[23:39] <lhs> oh no
[23:40] <bugs> lol dan
[23:40] <Bob511> Well, they saved her best look for last.
[23:42] <electrcdonnaloo> dad voted for trump, right?
[23:43] <dan2> how is that guys hat on
[23:43] <@biglegs> full of hair
[23:43] <bugs> woah
[23:43] <Ampin> never lost faith in the beat
[23:44] <bugs> mom and dad have to dance
[23:44] <bugs> there we go
[23:44] <Trebbers> ahahh
[23:44] <Trebbers> the dad
[23:45] <electrcdonnaloo> i'm dead
[23:45] <dan2> even dad can get down
[23:45] <electrcdonnaloo> wow, so they support ozone but not the real ozone
[23:45] <@biglegs> golan globus
[23:45] <Bob511> Did you see their hair?
[23:45] <Bob511> Of course they didn't support the ozone layer.
[23:46] <@biglegs> those were balloons
[23:46] <Trebbers> underscore?
[23:46] <@biglegs> frankie crocker
[23:46] <Trebbers> Fred Asparagus
[23:46] <dan2> as "Hispanic Man"
[23:46] <@biglegs> fern champion
[23:46] <Ampin> https://cdn.theatlantic.com/media/video/img/2018/06/Balloonfest_Getty-1/video-featured.jpg
[23:46] <Trebbers> "Pop N' Taco"
[23:47] <@biglegs> michale puppetmaster roper
[23:47] <Bob511> Steve Boogalo-Midget
[23:47] <Ampin> Dizman
[23:47] <@biglegs> sam gart
[23:47] <dan2> Eberty gave this 3 stars
[23:47] <Trebbers> Good for him
[23:47] <Trebbers> "Zodiac"
[23:47] <Trebbers> Too soon
[23:47] <electrcdonnaloo> i could see him finding this delightful
[23:48] <dan2> Ram Globus
[23:48] <bugs> stinky
[23:48] <@biglegs> ollie e brown
[23:49] <Bob511> When I.C.U
[23:49] <dan2> really wonderful stuff
[23:50] <@biglegs> i've now seen the film breakin 2
[23:50] <@biglegs> hot damn
[23:50] <Trebbers> It is a thing
[23:50] <bugs> goodnight, you boogaloo shrimps
[23:50] <dan2> it's a great thing
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:18 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?

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Postby Trebek » Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:54 pm

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[22:15] <Trebbers> 3
[22:15] <Trebbers> 2
[22:15] <Trebbers> 1
[22:15] <wintergreen> the imdb trivia for this movie says tori spelling was bitten by a pangolin during filming
[22:15] <Bob511> Was there even a DVD source for this when we first watched it?
[22:15] <dan2> and now she has armored skin
[22:16] <wintergreen> we're supposed to look out for the bruising from her rabies shots
[22:16] <wintergreen> it's the guy from the christmas post office
[22:16] <Trebbers> Good pull
[22:17] <wintergreen> the guy who directed this also directed the omen IV
[22:17] <bugs> flickies?
[22:17] <wintergreen> i heard flukeys
[22:17] <Trebbers> holding the bear like a psycho
[22:17] <lhs> i can't hear anything over this wig
[22:18] <@Amp> yeah this looks too good. feels wrong in widescreen
[22:18] <dan2> the ring box is about the same size as her computer monitor
[22:18] <wintergreen> this guy feels so familiar. he's in dangerous minds, but that doesn't feel right.
[22:18] <bugs> he looks familiar
[22:18] <donnamartin> 5 minutes?
[22:18] <donnamartin> big promise
[22:19] <Trebbers> a 4 by
[22:19] <wintergreen> a 4 by?
[22:19] <Trebbers> 4x4
[22:19] <@Amp> he's the Jewtopia guy
[22:19] <bugs> he's in jewtopia
[22:19] <dan2> this guy is the heartthrob version of Jay Johnston
[22:19] <wintergreen> did he beat her with one of those pizza oven things
[22:20] <donnamartin> that's what you get for being a slut, america
[22:20] <Bob511> Cheese board?
[22:20] <Trebbers> Like that you can still get those exast tiny broom/dust pan sets
[22:20] <bugs> packing her fake runaway bag with a hair drier and one shoe
[22:20] <wintergreen> COLALALALAL
[22:21] <Bob511> Mmm, koala juice.
[22:21] <wintergreen> why is a computer asking
[22:21] <Trebbers> Should have extorted Coke and Pepsi not to have the killer chug this stuff
[22:22] <dan2> you could have heard a pin drop
[22:22] <lhs> i hate daisy miller too, great scene
[22:22] <wintergreen> i saw tori spelling walking down the street once
[22:22] <donnamartin> yup, tori spelling is a natural born runner
[22:22] <wintergreen> during her book tour
[22:23] <wintergreen> she'll have to cut back on these activities after her pangolin bite
[22:23] <Trebbers> Are pangolin running around the US?
[22:23] <lhs> this pangolin bite sounds like gary oldman's moose stew
[22:23] <Trebbers> Concerning if true
[22:24] <wintergreen> apparently they were using one in another production filming nearby
[22:24] <donnamartin> is this a good setting to talk about an eating disorder
[22:24] <dan2> Pangolins eat ants, termites and larvae and are often known as "the scaly anteater." Because they have __ no teeth __, pangolins pick up food with their sticky tongues, which can sometimes reach lengths greater than the animal's body.
[22:24] <dan2> emphasis mine
[22:24] <dan2> somebody is not telling the whole truth
[22:25] <lhs> maybe it's a pangolin hickey
[22:25] <Bob511> Extra White
[22:25] <wintergreen> damn, pangolin story debunked:
[22:25] <wintergreen> https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/an-oral-history-of-mother-may-i-sleep-with-danger
[22:25] <Trebbers> Whipped with that tongue
[22:25] <wintergreen> "he has a tongue longer than his body"
[22:26] <Trebbers> Well, pangolins have been accused of worse
[22:26] <Bob511> Come down with her to Seattle from...?
[22:26] <bugs> mom manhandling the food
[22:26] <Trebbers> Pattern overload
[22:26] <wintergreen> what is happening
[22:27] <bugs> okay so this is weeks into the future?
[22:27] <bugs> from the laundry room
[22:27] <wintergreen> "he just ran down to [seattle landmark not in vancouver]"
[22:27] <donnamartin> oh man that jacket
[22:27] <@Amp> "hi hah ha hah"
[22:27] <Trebbers> It's an alt model t800
[22:28] <bugs> he's dressed like jon arbuckle on a date
[22:28] <lhs> it is two hours from vancouver to UW
[22:28] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:28] <wintergreen> yeah, what a shame that'd be
[22:28] <Trebbers> Bring back some frozen Cannoli for Garfield
[22:29] <donnamartin> journalism?
[22:29] <wintergreen> i liked your jon arbuckle comment, bugs
[22:29] <donnamartin> booming industry
[22:29] <Trebbers> "We could both have high paying careers!"
[22:29] <Trebbers> hahahahah
[22:29] <wintergreen> falling
[22:29] <Trebbers> OMG
[22:29] <dan2> skiing on top of those helicopter blades was probably a bad idea to begin with
[22:29] <wintergreen> is he in an adjacent loft
[22:30] <Trebbers> That copter wasn't experienced enough for the slopes
[22:30] <Trebbers> Boy, glad this vest t-shirt look hasn't come back
[22:30] <wintergreen> we did wear these vests over white tshirts in 96. it's true. all true.
[22:31] <wintergreen> there's a picture of me in my high school newspaper dressed like this
[22:31] <Trebbers> oh man
[22:31] <wintergreen> i mean, there was in 1996. not now.
[22:31] <wintergreen> i don't think
[22:31] <lhs> is she 45? is she 12? who can say
[22:31] <donnamartin> did you shave the sides of your head and have a floppy haircut on top?
[22:31] <wintergreen> that i didn't do
[22:31] <Trebbers> Got glue on them fingers
[22:32] <wintergreen> potato fight
[22:32] <donnamartin> that trend was followed by every guy in my hs bleaching their hair
[22:32] <Trebbers> Where is the vender with the Scarface, Kate Moss, and Pulp Fiction posters?
[22:32] <dan2> guess I missed out on a lot of trash fights in my schooling...
[22:33] <bugs> at least it wasn't a food fight
[22:34] <donnamartin> he's studying to be a Female Body Inspector
[22:34] <wintergreen> "i uh, lost my phone card"
[22:35] <dan2> Mother, May I Sleep with Loser?
[22:35] <Trebbers> Kevin can't wait
[22:35] <donnamartin> lol
[22:35] <donnamartin> cant imagine why he can't find love
[22:36] <Trebbers> Took a lot of work to transition away from a long butt society
[22:36] <Bob511> So is she attending UBC in-movie?
[22:36] <Bob511> Do a lot of people from Seattle go to UBC?
[22:36] <wintergreen> it's a good school
[22:37] <donnamartin> so....there weren't any red flags for you tori?
[22:38] <donnamartin> you thought she was going skiing off a helicopter?
[22:38] <wintergreen> "and i'm NOT going helicopter skiing"
[22:38] <lhs> the fuck is helicopter skiing anyway
[22:38] <wintergreen> something about the kissing in this movie makes me wince
[22:38] <lhs> sounds like someone filling out a madlib wrong
[22:38] <donnamartin> tori spelling is a very bad on screen kisser
[22:38] <donnamartin> i can say wiht authority
[22:39] <wintergreen> it's when you take a helicopter to somewhere otherwise inaccessible and ski down
[22:39] <dan2> Bachman Turner Underdrive
[22:39] <donnamartin> oh i thought you jumped from a helicopter
[22:39] <Trebbers> There was some of that in the 90s too
[22:39] <wintergreen> i always take the backroads 112 miles to seattle
[22:40] <wintergreen> pouring corn syrup on her
[22:40] <donnamartin> barf
[22:40] <Trebbers> uhhh
[22:40] <donnamartin> i shouldn't be eating tacos during this movie
[22:41] <wintergreen> "that's what my dad said"
[22:41] <Bob511> Was that...negging?
[22:41] <Trebbers> Tongue that ring bro
[22:42] <Trebbers> ...a terrycloth hoodie?
[22:42] <wintergreen> red roses for mom?
[22:43] <Trebbers> ahahahahah
[22:43] <wintergreen> "you look like dennis the menace, honey"
[22:43] <Trebbers> ah
[22:43] <donnamartin> you look like season six of 90210
[22:43] <wintergreen> life before social media was so glamorous
[22:45] <wintergreen> this same thing happened in the legend of billie jean
[22:47] <Trebbers> The kind of convo they have a cop in the room for
[22:47] <donnamartin> what?
[22:48] <wintergreen> pay no attention to the vancouver skyline
[22:49] <donnamartin> again, what?
[22:49] <dan2> "It's all emojis now, mom"
[22:51] <wintergreen> the motor inn
[22:52] <donnamartin> i can see why his hs gf left him for this 45 yo soccer dad
[22:52] <@Amp> be buddy
[22:53] <wintergreen> klonk
[22:53] <donnamartin> be buddy is the sister org for careshare
[22:53] <@Amp> to be fair, that actor has always looked like this
[22:53] <@Amp> he still looks like this
[22:53] <bugs> yeah I can't tell what age he is because he just looks like that
[22:53] <Bob511> Well, yeah, Dracula 2000 turned him.
[22:53] <wintergreen> he's the roommate they're trying to get to kill himself in dead man on campus
[22:53] <donnamartin> are they close enough to hang out in the bathroom?
[22:54] <@Amp> this is very odd
[22:54] <bugs> why is he showering rn?
[22:54] <Trebbers> got road funk
[22:54] <donnamartin> ahh yes, deadman on campus
[22:54] <dan2> at least the blood gets washed off
[22:54] <wintergreen> critical conditioner
[22:55] <bugs> the struggle
[22:55] <@Amp> ::laughter::
[22:55] <wintergreen> did he hit the mom with a crow bar too
[22:55] <dan2> very sensual frosting
[22:55] <@Amp> so many health code violations
[22:55] <donnamartin> lol wait
[22:55] <donnamartin> is that where the movie title came form?
[22:55] <wintergreen> somehow the pangolin and mom's frosting technique caused covid
[22:55] <Bob511> People always need to talk about Kevin.
[22:55] <Bob511> Like, really need to.
[22:56] <wintergreen> "wiped out? they were skiing not snowboarding."
[22:56] <bugs> the kevins we talk about
[22:56] <@Amp> stupid DIRT
[22:56] <wintergreen> that ought to burn in 2-3 days tops
[22:57] <donnamartin> omg she's gonna burn the place down
[22:57] <wintergreen> regional production of the golden girls
[22:57] <bugs> I've never buried a body, but it seems like it isn't worth it. just go to jail for murder
[22:57] <wintergreen> this cabin meets all your disposal needs
[22:57] <donnamartin> ignore the jeep crashing into the lake
[22:58] <bugs> the jeep didn't go far enough
[22:58] <donnamartin> crime in general just seems to stressful
[22:58] <wintergreen> he called her from the other guy's cell phone?
[22:58] <Bob511> "Yeah, it's groovy."
[22:59] <Bob511> "I'll get a chair."
[22:59] <bugs> don't call him ranch... because he's not dressing
[22:59] <bugs> they're both dressed like little boys at church rn
[23:00] <wintergreen> no, i guess i don't
[23:00] <donnamartin> the mouth sounds.....
[23:02] <donnamartin> home you like flambayed grass
[23:03] <lhs> mom is one beige beret away from sliver
[23:03] <@Amp> this song is in tribute to her fit
[23:03] <wintergreen> "what are you hiding in that chin"
[23:05] <lhs> slicing up a carrot isn't cooking
[23:07] <donnamartin> would pay $1,000 if they never kissed again
[23:07] <wintergreen> what was that about
[23:07] <donnamartin> the one bottle?
[23:07] <wintergreen> they filmed it like it was going to explode
[23:08] <lhs> it was symbolism
[23:08] <donnamartin> of kevin's love
[23:09] <@Amp> what happened to the laff
[23:11] <Trebbers> yesss
[23:11] <wintergreen> surely this guy can run down that little scooter
[23:13] <wintergreen> what a coincidence
[23:14] <wintergreen> call 1-800-CALL-ATT anytime
[23:14] <@Amp> Lotus Video
[23:15] <wintergreen> bum bum BUMMM
[23:15] <lhs> "my god, he used his headshot for his driver's license"
[23:15] <wintergreen> she doesn't seem concerned about having it out with him
[23:16] <donnamartin> honestly lose the dishes just get out of there
[23:16] <dan2> take your...shelf
[23:17] <donnamartin> kevin can fuck himself
[23:17] <bugs> honestly, going back there alone was not the move
[23:18] <wintergreen> jetta-soned their relationship
[23:18] <donnamartin> lol
[23:18] <wintergreen> "look, let's flail around for a while before we hash this out"
[23:18] <Trebbers> sometiiiiiimes
[23:19] <@Amp> which boarder's band is this
[23:19] <bugs> I want to be there
[23:19] <donnamartin> lol
[23:19] <wintergreen> the vanilla crowes
[23:19] <@Amp> lmao
[23:19] <dan2> heh
[23:19] <donnamartin> ha
[23:19] <donnamartin> oh no, RIP jackson
[23:19] <bugs> pee on him
[23:19] <@Amp> if i ever catch you tinkling
[23:20] <wintergreen> report him to the web sheriff
[23:20] <donnamartin> wow this movie is a lot longer than i remember
[23:20] <bugs> nooooo
[23:20] <bugs> come oooon
[23:21] <wintergreen> mother, may i step outside with danger
[23:21] <donnamartin> he threw that knife into the GROUND
[23:22] <wintergreen> rocky mountain mini mall
[23:23] <donnamartin> really, gonna go in alone, again?
[23:23] <bugs> why would you go back to the houuusee
[23:23] <bugs> for some wooden bowls? is it worth it?
[23:23] <wintergreen> she's crazy
[23:23] <donnamartin> hey they were 5 for $10 at world market
[23:24] <wintergreen> she has a lot of stuff for someone who lived in a dorm
[23:24] <bugs> leave immediately
[23:25] <bugs> LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
[23:25] <donnamartin> breakup rose?
[23:25] <wintergreen> mother, may i have one last drink with danger
[23:25] <lhs> ya blew it
[23:25] <donnamartin> wow how could you have predicted that
[23:25] <bugs> she's gonna wake up and give him like a 5th last chance
[23:25] <Bob511> "Yeah, we had a professional headshot on file."
[23:26] <donnamartin> nah just hang up
[23:26] <wintergreen> "welp, i'm the police...somewhere else. so..."
[23:26] <wintergreen> time to wrap her in plastic
[23:27] <lhs> "yes, like that"
[23:27] <Bob511> "Exactly.  Do you have that?"
[23:27] <bugs> mom is switching into attack mode
[23:28] <wintergreen> whoops
[23:28] <bugs> why would that be a thing?
[23:28] <wintergreen> come on, rosati
[23:28] <lhs> my sister did that once in the community college parking lot
[23:29] <lhs> just ignored the tire damage signs and drove right in
[23:29] <@Amp> can i please get a buzz
[23:29] <@Amp> "yes, my hair is wrong"
[23:30] <@Amp> business in the front, rave in the back
[23:30] <wintergreen> normie whites with annoyed attitudes
[23:30] <@Amp> is that a tall bed or did she get small
[23:30] <bugs> so casual about being kidnapped
[23:31] <dan2> WINO, WINO HUH??
[23:31] <bugs> why no parents
[23:33] <wintergreen> what a fade to black
[23:33] <wintergreen> cave his skull in
[23:34] <donnamartin> quick, find a cutting board
[23:34] <bugs> lol
[23:34] <wintergreen> too bad she doesn't have a tesla with those laminated windows
[23:34] <Trebbers> ah
[23:35] <donnamartin> too bad she didn't just not go back to the cabin in the first place
[23:35] <wintergreen> oh yeah, that'll do it
[23:36] <donnamartin> dramatic piano interlude from mother may i sleep with danger
[23:37] <wintergreen> here's billy
[23:37] <wintergreen> mom wore her jauntiest outfit and still she's tripping
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[23:37] <bugs> momma
[23:38] <bugs> be careful
[23:38] <donnamartin> mom just came from the land's end photo shoot
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[23:38] <bugs> lol
[23:38] <lhs> "what? did you say yanny?"
[23:38] <donnamartin> oh no she got sonny bono'd
[23:38] <bugs> lol lhs
[23:39] <donnamartin> ah yes, a canoe chase
[23:39] <Trebbers> Tries every boat
[23:39] <dan2> there goes her chance for motorboat skiiing
[23:39] <bugs> he can still get you in a boat!
[23:39] <Trebbers> yeah, gotta set them other shits adrift
[23:39] <donnamartin> white ford canoe police chase
[23:40] <dan2> "She's very gradually getting away"
[23:40] <wintergreen> put the oar deeper in the water, lady
[23:40] <bugs> mom needs a weapon
[23:40] <Trebbers> Hopefully some pangolin trappers will come to her aid
[23:40] <Bob511> Jason'd
[23:40] <Trebbers> ahahh
[23:40] <Trebbers> walked on the damn bottom of the lake
[23:40] <bugs> kick him on the top of the head
[23:40] <lhs> i hate to victim blame but honestly she has all this coming
[23:41] <donnamartin> can you imagine being the camera operator
[23:41] <Trebbers> that water looks gross
[23:41] <bugs> yeah at this age most of her kitchen stuff was probably from the thrift store. she could have just left it
[23:42] <bugs> it's not like she had a stand mixer or something
[23:42] <@Amp> mum
[23:42] <donnamartin> there is no way her united colors of benetton wardrope was worth this
[23:42] <@Amp> mum mummy
[23:42] <donnamartin> lol kayke
[23:42] <@Amp> CUT
[23:42] <wintergreen> "billy jones? that sounds made up"
[23:43] <wintergreen> wait, what
[23:43] <Trebbers> what
[23:43] <bugs> throwing mom under the bus
[23:43] <@Amp> mother, may i sacrifice you
[23:43] <donnamartin> mother may i kill my mother
[23:43] <wintergreen> throw momma from the dock
[23:43] <donnamartin> no keep going
[23:43] <donnamartin> wtf y'all
[23:43] <bugs> now get in a car and never stop driving
[23:43] <Trebbers> srsly
[23:43] <bugs> he has an ax and is a good swimmer!
[23:43] <@Amp> Dawson's Creek will never be the same
[23:43] <bugs> GUYS
[23:43] <Trebbers> find a shotgun
[23:44] <lhs> don't stop until you hit the yukon
[23:44] <@Amp> ::wait 30 seconds:: "it's over""
[23:44] <Trebbers> Preston
[23:44] <wintergreen> heh
[23:44] <bugs> lmaoooo
[23:44] <@Amp> dirt
[23:44] <donnamartin> omg
[23:44] <donnamartin> omg
[23:44] <@Amp> wipe your face
[23:44] <donnamartin> adrian grenier over here
[23:44] <lhs> i thought we weren't watching dracula 2000 until next week
[23:44] <donnamartin> i'm dead
[23:44] <dan2> eatin some oreos
[23:44] <@Amp> lol lhs
[23:44] <Trebbers> ha lhs
[23:44] <donnamartin> lol
[23:44] <wintergreen> he just kept killing women until the advent of bitcoin distracted him
[23:45] <Bob511> Also, did he just go back to UBC?
[23:45] <@Amp> English Literature Instructor
[23:45] <donnamartin> is this the mid-90s law and order theme?
[23:45] <dan2> haha
[23:45] <@Amp> this was better than i remembered
[23:45] <Trebbers> Yea
[23:45] <@Amp> must have been the wiiiiidescreen
[23:45] <wintergreen> i'm not clear if she received her mother's permission or not
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jan 10, 2023 7:46 am

Tonight!

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Postby Riverchrist » Tue Jan 10, 2023 10:20 am

Isn't this the one where Dracula becomes excited about various aspects of the future thanks to casually noticing a Monster Magnet video?
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jan 10, 2023 5:13 pm

Don't recall, but I sure hope it is.

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Postby Trebek » Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:07 pm

2 hour warning!
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:44 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:54 pm

Ten minutes!
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jan 10, 2023 11:49 pm

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[22:13] <@Trebbers> 3
[22:13] <@Trebbers> 2
[22:13] <@Trebbers> 1
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[22:13] <wintergreen> did we start
[22:14] <@Trebbers> Looks like a font on a xbox game
[22:14] <@Trebbers> yeah, will give you 1
[22:14] <wintergreen> i'll probably need 2. still downloading.
[22:14] <zamboni> haha what
[22:14] <dan2> Masterson and Commander
[22:14] <@Trebbers> let me know
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[22:14] <donnamartin2000> already realizing i forgot most of this movie
[22:14] <Bob511> Airplane heist or something?
[22:15] <wintergreen> give me 2?
[22:15] <@Trebbers> yeah
[22:15] <dan2> comin in10
[22:15] <zamboni> jeri ryan presumably in uh the peak of her powers
[22:15] <dan2> 2:00
[22:15] <@Trebbers> 2:00
[22:15] <wintergreen> i'm in. thanks.
[22:15] <lhs> did we accidentally download amistad
[22:15] <donnamartin2000> it's making me wan to watch ghost ship again
[22:16] <dan2> these poor mice just wanted to emigrate to New York
[22:16] <wintergreen> is that armand
[22:16] <wintergreen> that's toronto!
[22:16] <@Trebbers> ahah
[22:16] <wintergreen> i've been in this atrium many times
[22:16] <donnamartin2000> oh okay well i learned a lot from that scene
[22:16] <@Trebbers> that painting of CP sucked
[22:17] <wintergreen> i always like to see jonny lee miller in a movie
[22:17] <@Trebbers> yeah
[22:18] <bugs> my poor grandpappy did NOT slay vampires
[22:18] <zamboni> as we have discussed many times before
[22:19] <wintergreen> those flags aren't fooling me
[22:19] <wintergreen> or the underground sign
[22:19] <wintergreen> or the bobby
[22:19] <donnamartin2000> carfax?
[22:19] <@Trebbers> Getting the carfax on a model t
[22:19] <Bob511> Carfax really switched business models.
[22:19] <donnamartin2000> wow, offices are much nicer in london
[22:19] <@Trebbers> tazed his ass
[22:19] <wintergreen> is anyone not in this?
[22:19] <dan2> Bobs yer stun-cle
[22:19] <donnamartin2000> maybe carfax was into ancient weapons but switched to cars
[22:20] <Bob511> Sounds like someone is downloading a car.
[22:20] <dan2> heh
[22:20] <donnamartin2000> one day somone is going to have to explain to kids why everything at this time had to be "2000"
[22:20] <wintergreen> nope, no one is not in this
[22:20] <zamboni> ahahaha
[22:20] <wintergreen> jesus
[22:20] <wintergreen> they keep coming
[22:20] <@Trebbers> Geocities made an OS
[22:21] <warmjets> ahh the tim hortons vault
[22:21] <wintergreen> fuckin'...vitamin c has a main role in this
[22:21] <wintergreen> like the singer vitamin c
[22:21] <Amp> hell yeah
[22:21] <warmjets> thanks for clarifying
[22:21] <donnamartin2000> you never know, could be a cross promotion
[22:22] <@Trebbers> "Is this it? Where the spooky stuff is?"
[22:22] <Bob511> Is this how they brought Antiques Roadshow from the UK to the US?
[22:22] <donnamartin2000> may i suggest not walking into the open vault?
[22:22] <dan2> do you think the Now You See Me crew could successfully rob dracula and escape unharmed
[22:22] <wintergreen> jennifer esposito has the honor of being in this AND master of disguise
[22:22] <donnamartin2000> lol dan
[22:23] <bugs> "hewwo"
[22:23] <@Trebbers> Would love to see Drac 2000 wipe that crew out
[22:23] <zamboni> careful those are load bearing skulls
[22:23] <@Trebbers> Esposito is also in Crash, right?
[22:23] <wintergreen> the inside man is a woman!
[22:24] <dan2> apparently he hasn't read this thread - https://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?t=77319
[22:24] <bugs> this is yucky
[22:25] <@Trebbers> Damn, nobody show Peter Thiel this shit
[22:25] <zamboni> i hope the static x guy is dracula
[22:25] <@Trebbers> Why don't all locksmiths use lock spray?
[22:26] <donnamartin2000> is vitamin c the vampire in there?
[22:26] <warmjets> umm you mean Wayne Static
[22:26] <warmjets> RIP
[22:27] <Bob511> Lochsmith Munro
[22:27] <wintergreen> heh
[22:27] <@Trebbers> ah
[22:27] <wintergreen> hey, we can't lose lochlyn that early
[22:27] <Amp> fudge
[22:27] <donnamartin2000> i went to grab a drink did someone already get killed
[22:27] <dan2> time to put another quarter in the Dragon's Lair machine
[22:27] <@Trebbers> Seems like it is pretty possible
[22:27] <wintergreen> lochlyn munro is dead
[22:28] <warmjets> look at that bloodborn arsenal
[22:28] <@Trebbers> Pretty easy to get in there
[22:28] <Bob511> slurrrrrrp
[22:28] <wintergreen> maybe just close the door
[22:28] <@Trebbers> Maybe got some spare coffins in a corner somewhere
[22:29] <donnamartin2000> oh did they kill kevin shane?
[22:30] <wintergreen> doesn't even have a smartphone to look at immediately upon waking
[22:30] <wintergreen> that's vitamin c
[22:30] <wintergreen> the roommate
[22:31] <@Trebbers> Seems pretty chill for MG
[22:31] <zamboni> theres no way that was nola right
[22:32] <Bob511> "Grab your whip, Simon."
[22:32] <warmjets> the crossbow is coming back into play
[22:33] <wintergreen> this guy must shave once every 90 minutes
[22:33] <donnamartin2000> you couldn't just let him think you were a father figure?
[22:34] <wintergreen> whatever happens to this guy it won't be enough
[22:35] <zamboni> wow that is lame
[22:35] <donnamartin2000> oh no he got febreezed
[22:35] <lhs> a cooler full of jooky
[22:36] <bugs> stop breathing the dracdust
[22:36] <donnamartin2000> there's no chance i'm curious to get that close
[22:36] <dan2> what was he hoping to gain from prying off the leech
[22:36] <zamboni> now producers have to settle on "get me a danny masterson type"
[22:36] <wintergreen> is it too late to just parachute out of there
[22:37] <warmjets> Hyde needs to die
[22:37] <wintergreen> draculas pubic hair is thick
[22:37] <bugs> hey that's his dick!
[22:37] <Amp> damn this could fetch 5 dollars on Mercari
[22:37] <bugs> the family jewels
[22:38] <donnamartin2000> lol amp, kayke
[22:38] <donnamartin2000> are they gonna kill everyone in the first 30 min?
[22:38] <wintergreen> i'm not very clear on the layout of this plane
[22:39] <zamboni> whatever movie magic makes a plane scene feel like its on a plane is not here
[22:39] <donnamartin2000> i think we're suppoesd to be creeped out
[22:39] <warmjets> Shade as in...nightshade?
[22:39] <@Trebbers> yeah, the shot looking into the cockpit looked like it was from SNL
[22:39] <donnamartin2000> ominous bassoon
[22:40] <bugs> he slipped on one leach worth of blood? weak
[22:40] <zamboni> john turbulence
[22:40] <@Trebbers> A thing I always associate with planes, the echoing of footsteps
[22:40] <bugs> oh damn neil gaiman
[22:40] <wintergreen> he probably did have this power after 300
[22:40] <zamboni> zach braffula
[22:41] <donnamartin2000> okay they are just gonna kill everyone
[22:41] <Bob511> I think the pilot is already a vampire?
[22:41] <@Trebbers> "Where's....me....lucky.....dime?"
[22:41] <bugs> omg I thought he was going to pinch the bullet real hard and it was going to shoot it
[22:41] <wintergreen> we know bram stoker's book exists in this universe
[22:41] <wintergreen> so he can probably figure out how to stop this guy
[22:42] <wintergreen> wait...she's...a......virgin
[22:42] <Amp> WAKE ME UP
[22:43] <bugs> living the dream
[22:43] <@Trebbers> "There's a megastore full of them?"
[22:43] <bugs> uuuh speak up
[22:43] <zamboni> trivia she was named after the can song
[22:43] <bugs> one, something wrong with me
[22:44] <wintergreen> i bet if we looked it up we'd find vitamin c was a virgin records artist
[22:44] <warmjets> lol
[22:44] <warmjets> what kills vampires again? ascorbic acid?
[22:44] <Bob511> Really everyone
[22:44] <wintergreen> god, her south african accent
[22:46] <warmjets> a swamp of death
[22:47] <Amp> who knows where their corpses will end up
[22:47] <wintergreen> sure, they show this stuff on the evening news
[22:47] <zamboni> anything goes on big easy news 13
[22:47] <Amp> Plummer looks like he needs a sip of water
[22:48] <wintergreen> :[
[22:48] <Amp> GO Juicy
[22:49] <bugs> oh no
[22:49] <wintergreen> truly a walk to remember
[22:49] <donnamartin2000> lol
[22:49] <donnamartin2000> he's going for the wet look
[22:50] <wintergreen> she's in some deep shit 9
[22:50] <wintergreen> vitamin c is stocking her own cd
[22:51] <@Trebbers> laallala
[22:51] <donnamartin2000> was there no makeup budget for vitamin c
[22:51] <@Trebbers> That shot of MG
[22:51] <warmjets> whats the game plan here
[22:52] <donnamartin2000> the director of this apparently works with the writer behind Jason X, another beloved classic
[22:52] <dan2> he also directed Drive Angry
[22:52] <dan2> wot r u DOIN
[22:53] <donnamartin2000> did the selena you slept with jump up to the second story?
[22:53] <wintergreen> hack its head off
[22:53] <bugs> why are the body's in this town hall?
[22:53] <bugs> bodies
[22:54] <donnamartin2000> i guess where they crashed had nowhere to store them
[22:54] <lhs> mardi vlah
[22:54] <donnamartin2000> hyde as a vampire isn't any better
[22:55] <donnamartin2000> for real
[22:55] <@Trebbers> yesssssss
[22:56] <Bob511> Vampires just get really strong calves, huh?
[22:56] <donnamartin2000> does being a vampire turn you into bugs bunny?
[22:56] <wintergreen> don't let her make master of disguise, chris
[22:56] <wintergreen> :[
[22:57] <Amp> all i wanna do is suck!!!!
[22:57] <wintergreen> can i get time? feel like i'm off.
[22:57] <warmjets> 44:25
[22:57] <wintergreen> thanks
[22:58] <wintergreen> raul julia?
[22:58] <warmjets> draculia?
[22:58] <zamboni> i dont understand why the bodies were just at the town hall unattended and then why did the police respond like michael myers was there
[22:59] <Amp> he's a FUCKING Beyond Belief
[22:59] <lhs> will he blend
[23:00] <@Trebbers> turn into a bat, bro
[23:00] <zamboni> "For the Dracula role I looked to classic portrayals like Chris Sarandon in whatever that 80s mvoie was."
[23:00] <bugs> "he hates... dogs. he's more of a cat person."
[23:00] <@Trebbers> Richard Dawkulia
[23:01] <Bob511> Heh
[23:01] <wintergreen> is that a volvo back there
[23:01] <donnamartin2000> wait i legit just realized the vampire was gerard butler
[23:01] <warmjets> "and we will provide customers with the crash reports of every car sold"
[23:02] <zamboni> johnny lee miller is from a long line a chimney sweeps
[23:02] <zamboni> of
[23:03] <zamboni> he has web 1.0 hair
[23:03] <warmjets> priest james murphy
[23:03] <warmjets> OH HELL YEAH
[23:03] <@Trebbers> Turn it up
[23:04] <Bob511> Oh no, now he has to pick each and every one of those up.
[23:04] <Amp> "I like dis vorld"
[23:04] <zamboni> he should really get himself a beigne while hes there
[23:05] <@Trebbers> The way to trap dracula 2000 is to ask him to show his tits and confine him with beads
[23:05] <warmjets> and a 3 foot tall long island
[23:05] <dan2> they should give him a necklace to throw and he looks down and it's one of those garlic necklaces
[23:05] <@Trebbers> ahah
[23:06] <wintergreen> "please no mr. reeves, i won't tell anyone about your perm"
[23:06] <donnamartin2000> ah yes the traditional music of mardi gras
[23:06] <zamboni> was the chorus to that song the n word
[23:06] <@Trebbers> Oh this aint NO
[23:07] <warmjets> what the
[23:07] <@Trebbers> Dracs to Infinity
[23:07] <zamboni> hahah monster magnet
[23:07] <bugs> have dracula watch legally blonde. it might fix him.
[23:07] <Amp> the screen is like a magnet
[23:07] <dan2> heh
[23:08] <donnamartin2000> he seems not the least bit confused about the modern world
[23:08] <bugs> why is everyone in this movie wearing purple shirts
[23:08] <Bob511> Walks over and meets four other Matrix fans browsing the DVDs.
[23:08] <dan2> only women shop here
[23:08] <warmjets> lol bob
[23:08] <@Trebbers> Only hotties allowed in this virgin megasotre
[23:09] <bugs> my name is pikachu... pikachu vacation
[23:09] <@Trebbers> Also, I was in the NO Virgin Megastore in 2000
[23:09] <@Trebbers> No idea if that was it tho
[23:09] <Bob511> Like, did they ask for your sexual history before letting you in?
[23:09] <warmjets> just invite this strange man in a trenchcoat right after columbine into your home
[23:09] <@Trebbers> No, they just looked me over
[23:10] <bugs> lmao
[23:11] <bugs> watch out for that fan
[23:11] <wintergreen> vitamin c!
[23:11] <warmjets> his hair was perfect
[23:11] <dan2> banging on a big pool of campbells tomato
[23:11] <warmjets> oh wait thats werewolves
[23:11] <zamboni> a guy?
[23:11] <zamboni> holy shit another guy in the virgin megastore
[23:12] <@Trebbers> Themyscira Megastore
[23:12] <warmjets> "can you point me to the ska section"
[23:12] <bugs> the schedule at this store seems very loose
[23:12] <@Trebbers> Yeah, it's a record store
[23:12] <zamboni> this is where they make the cds
[23:13] <lhs> "it's rex manning day"
[23:13] <@Trebbers> dead
[23:13] <donnamartin2000> was omar told to be the funny vampire?
[23:14] <@Trebbers> lolol
[23:14] <warmjets> in the trash along with those seven mary three CDs
[23:14] <lhs> heh
[23:15] <donnamartin2000> lol
[23:15] <@Trebbers> plus 5000 used copies of REM's Monster
[23:15] <warmjets> lol
[23:16] <@Trebbers> Gotta specify the Christ
[23:16] <warmjets> hope the 500 year old man's neck is ok
[23:17] <zamboni> the store i guess
[23:18] <donnamartin2000> i need a clear phone again
[23:19] <donnamartin2000> death bed, the bed that bleeds
[23:20] <@Trebbers> Taking it pretty good, considering
[23:20] <bugs> stabbed him with a tiny french bread
[23:21] <Bob511> She's hallucinating herself into FFC's Dracula movie.
[23:21] <Bob511> Some sort of psychological self-defense thing.
[23:21] <donnamartin2000> being a vampire gives you bouncy curls.
[23:21] <zamboni> wow the lady from action news, and some other lady
[23:22] <Amp> they don't make hallways like they used to
[23:23] <donnamartin2000> i wanted that outfit so much at 15
[23:23] <warmjets> isnt that hallway a Christo?
[23:23] <Amp> can your dog do THAT!??
[23:23] <@Trebbers> Drac takes his tactics from t-shirts
[23:24] <warmjets> Dracula is listening to OK Computer for the first time
[23:24] <@Trebbers> Date that went wrong vibes to this ride
[23:24] <bugs> "I'm he's" "you're not he's"
[23:25] <warmjets> i no longer sweep them chimneys
[23:26] <zamboni> weird turtleneck with the neck cut off
[23:26] <@Trebbers> Simply love a library scene. Use the microfiche machine
[23:27] <@Trebbers> Get ready for some silly shit
[23:27] <zamboni> the church library has a great vampire section
[23:28] <wintergreen> should have shot from afar
[23:28] <wintergreen> like what guns are for
[23:28] <warmjets> at least it was assembled this time
[23:28] <zamboni> dont thay have any smaller bibles
[23:28] <@Trebbers> what the shit
[23:29] <@Trebbers> Got it from the large print gimmick bible section
[23:29] <wintergreen> the team behind this movie went on to make several more dracula movies?
[23:29] <zamboni> spencer hepburn
[23:29] <zamboni> little shoutout to a a famous movie couple who were famously thrown into the same coffin
[23:30] <Amp> the earf
[23:31] <@Trebbers> So well lit
[23:32] <zamboni> now theyre in melrose place
[23:32] <wintergreen> why are these ladies always just hanging out
[23:32] <@Trebbers> Hanging out is right
[23:33] <donnamartin2000> amazing
[23:33] <wintergreen> iggy pop
[23:33] <@Trebbers> haah
[23:34] <warmjets> get this sad loser a kamikaze shot
[23:34] <@Trebbers> what
[23:35] <zamboni> wha
[23:35] <bugs> uhh what
[23:35] <@Trebbers> TWIST
[23:35] <warmjets> lolllll
[23:35] <donnamartin2000> jesus was a vampire?
[23:35] <@Trebbers> no, Pilate
[23:35] <Bob511> Just vampire-curious.
[23:35] <lhs> judas
[23:35] <zamboni> judas
[23:35] <donnamartin2000> oh
[23:35] <donnamartin2000> of course
[23:36] <zamboni> oh of course
[23:36] <wintergreen> poor judas
[23:36] <@Trebbers> yeah, the other asshole
[23:36] <lhs> 30 bucks is 30 bucks though
[23:36] <zamboni> electrolytes
[23:37] <dan2> jesus did hate flashing
[23:37] <warmjets> they stole that iggy pop jesus from the Virgin record store right
[23:37] <bugs> i've watched the judas lady gaga music video at least 20 times and they didn't say anything about vampires
[23:38] <zamboni> this is like a type of sexy movies for teens had to be before free porn on phones
[23:39] <bugs> fish kiss
[23:40] <donnamartin2000> i really can't get over the idea that it's gerard butler
[23:40] <warmjets> it looks nothing like him
[23:40] <dan2> yeah he looks way less caveman-ish here
[23:40] <Amp> for Jesus
[23:40] <zamboni> i thought they could smell that she was a vampire now
[23:40] <wintergreen> the 300 beef up changed him
[23:41] <bugs> she is a vampire but she's special
[23:41] <zamboni> oh shes a good vampire
[23:41] <bugs> she's an edward cullen
[23:41] <wintergreen> she's like blade
[23:41] <lhs> i'm glad i looked up who was who before i started making gladiator jokes
[23:41] <bugs> one of those two
[23:41] <donnamartin2000> this movie would be better with wesley snipes
[23:41] <wintergreen> that's true of every movie though
[23:41] <zamboni> bridges of madison county
[23:41] <wintergreen> he still has a lust for life
[23:42] <donnamartin2000> good thing he brough headclippers
[23:42] <wintergreen> did mardi gras wrap up
[23:42] <zamboni> its 9pm yeah
[23:43] <wintergreen> you can hang dracula
[23:43] <zamboni> smug jesus
[23:43] <bugs> j man got him again
[23:43] <wintergreen> just grab his legs dummy
[23:43] <donnamartin2000> van helsing couldn't figure out you could just hang him?
[23:43] <bugs> busted
[23:43] <@Trebbers> ok
[23:44] <bugs> beefed it
[23:44] <donnamartin2000> that sounded like a pile of boxes
[23:44] <warmjets> the pile of vomit broke her fall
[23:44] <dan2> lol
[23:44] <Bob511> And that's why he looks like Gerard Butler now.
[23:44] <dan2> Jesus Christ Supernova
[23:44] <@Trebbers> haah bob511
[23:45] <donnamartin2000> van helsing couldn't just open a coffin in the sun that whole time?
[23:45] <warmjets> yeah lol bob
[23:45] <@Trebbers> Just looks weird not being at/close to middle age
[23:45] <bugs> we all agree can helsing wasn't shit
[23:45] <bugs> van helsing fail compilation
[23:46] <wintergreen> i go about in calvin klein leather
[23:46] <@Trebbers> What remains? Just burn it till it's ash
[23:46] <warmjets> carmax
[23:46] <donnamartin2000> well that cleared things up
[23:46] <Amp> awwwwww ya
[23:46] <donnamartin2000> hells yes
[23:46] <zamboni> hell yeah
[23:46] <@Trebbers> Stakeman
[23:46] <wintergreen> best part of the movie
[23:46] <Bob511> Well, straight-to-video budgets did take that away after all.
[23:46] <warmjets> god i havent heard this in forever
[23:46] <dan2> Jesus almost last billed
[23:47] <donnamartin2000> might go on an LP binge
[23:47] <@Trebbers> I have no idea what this is
[23:47] <donnamartin2000> linkin park
[23:47] <Amp> all these movies/they make no sense
[23:47] <lhs> medium chungus
[23:47] <donnamartin2000> woah yes
[23:47] <warmjets> i need this soundtrack
[23:48] <donnamartin2000> i'm gonna start running to this soundtrack
[23:48] <zamboni> feelin' sad waa waa boohoo / guess i'll drink pee FROM MY SHOEaaaaaYEAH
[23:48] <warmjets> *swing chain wallet around *
[23:48] <@Trebbers> Roll round town in mom's PT Cruiser
[23:48] <wintergreen> did they say pokemon space man misery
[23:48] <dan2> boy they really love the pic of the shitting demon
[23:48] <donnamartin2000> okay i THOUGHT so wg
[23:48] <dan2> forget his name sorry, it's late
[23:48] <Bob511> "Critical reaction to Dracula II: Ascension has been mixed to negative. On Rotten Tomatoes, Dracula II: Ascension holds an approval rating of 0% from seven reviews."
[23:48] <Bob511> Mixed to negative
[23:48] <donnamartin2000> rude
[23:49] <@Trebbers> No, I don't want it heavy
[23:49] <wintergreen> that could mean all the critics liked it 49% of the way
[23:49] <lhs> poland perkins
[23:49] <donnamartin2000> this soundtrack list is great
[23:49] <dan2> Cougar Easley
[23:49] <@Trebbers> Cougar Easley
[23:49] <zamboni> hed pe
[23:49] <warmjets> sounds like the urge
[23:49] <dan2> Gwendoyn Yates Whittle
[23:49] <donnamartin2000> LA MadDogs
[23:50] <warmjets> fun flick, goodnight all
[23:50] <@Trebbers> Night!
[23:50] <wintergreen> music took a turn
[23:50] <zamboni> yeaaaah
[23:50] <@Trebbers> Also, good gig for a contact lens technician
[23:51] <lhs> all the bands that i was too goth for
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Postby Trebek » Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:15 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
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Postby manvstrees » Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:16 pm

FUCK YES
Slartisfgh is never mentioned in The Bible, but it is here, during one of the early battles, that Matthew spontaneously became liquid.
Radiation trace: negligible
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Postby Geoff » Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:18 pm

what time is it now?
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Postby manvstrees » Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:26 pm

i saw streets of fire on the big screen at anthology and that was a fucking great night
Slartisfgh is never mentioned in The Bible, but it is here, during one of the early battles, that Matthew spontaneously became liquid.
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Postby Bob511 » Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:43 pm

Just a heads up, I think the copy in (both) DBs may have gotten garbled in transfer? Only seeing a ~37m runtime.
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