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Postby Bisexual Lightning » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:53 pm

surly wrote:the saves the day one was solid too

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Postby surly » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:55 pm

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Postby hoopdog » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:01 pm

the mma one and the grassy knoll one were the two that made me actually lol
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Postby joe » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:33 pm

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Postby Bisexual Lightning » Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:13 pm

omg that saves the day one..

won’t lie, I also love the new Chuck Tingle

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Postby joe » Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:14 pm

to be clear, that is a new cover for an older book
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Postby alaska » Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:14 pm

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Thank u street artist adrian wilson
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Postby joe » Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:15 pm

more street art should involve putting my name places in an entirely normie font
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Postby Bisexual Lightning » Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:21 pm

joe wrote:to be clear, that is a new cover for an older book

I hoped I wouldn’t get called on that

kudos to you for your knowledge of the many MANY Chuck Tingle novels, I should have known better :jack:
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Postby razzle » Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:24 pm

At least we have
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Postby joe » Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:25 pm

k_uger wrote:
joe wrote:to be clear, that is a new cover for an older book

I hoped I wouldn’t get called on that

kudos to you for your knowledge of the many MANY Chuck Tingle novels, I should have known better :jack:


lolol of course i reveal that i'm a dyed in the wool tinglehead
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Postby joe » Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:26 pm

i first wrote died in the wool like i was murdered by sweaters
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Postby Grendel » Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:29 am

joe wrote:i first wrote died in the wool like i was murdered by sweaters


Yo I did the exact same thing on here earlier today :shock:
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Postby unscrambled » Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:07 am

Of course

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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:28 pm

weird flex but okay

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Postby alaska » Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:31 pm

unscrambled wrote:Of course



165k likes
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Postby alaska » Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:32 pm

165,000 people is almost twice the population of Asheville, NC
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Postby Bisexual Lightning » Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:34 pm

ummmmmm Obamaz r Netflix NOT Disney+ LOL

have fun with your sad factories while I play with this lightsaber
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Postby Bisexual Lightning » Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:36 pm

alaska wrote:165,000 people is almost twice the population of Asheville, NC

I had lunch there with another boarder once when we couldn’t get into a Phish show

at the green Jack... Jack of the woods... hungry Jack... hippie Jack’s... the green Jack pub and brewery... or something

so for a second it was ~165,000/2 + 2
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Postby guy forget » Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:40 pm

Green man brewing?
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Postby guy forget » Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:41 pm

Remember how the whole town turned into one giant drum circle?
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Postby guy forget » Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:42 pm

Now imagine all those drummers liking a meme of Joe Biden dressed up as Indiana Jones about to grab a golden idol labeled “Bernie voters”
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Postby Bisexual Lightning » Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:44 pm

that’s the future Harrison Ford wants
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Postby draw » Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:31 pm

the total redditfication of the internet claims another victim
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Postby alaska » Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:35 pm

wait the phish show was in avl? wild
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Postby guy forget » Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:41 pm



8-)

In this tiny auditorium on their first tour post breakup/return, so tix were impossible. I remember the marquee outside said something like

“6/6 - Asheville High Graduation, congrats class of 09!
6/9 - Phish”
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Postby Bisexual Lightning » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:02 pm

then you backed Pat’s car into another car lol
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Postby guy forget » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:07 pm

didn't i leave the lights on too? anyway i'd do it all again
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Postby alaska » Sat Jan 23, 2021 8:56 pm

yeah lol not a large place
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