HPN Fantasy Premier League 22/23

Let's talk Aguachile Alley

Postby wong » Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:18 am

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Calamitous 22/23 Fantasy Premier League( ´_ゝ`)Edition

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NEW PLAYERS WELCOME AND ENCOURAGED
it's a fun game without much time commitment and typically remains competitive (even if just at a personal level) throughout the whole season. ask ITT if looking for advice, particularly about squad selection

1. head to http://fantasy.premierleague.com/
2. register
3. assemble a squad (or auto-complete for now, you have unlimited tinkering until the season starts august 8th)
4. name your team
5. join the hipinion league by entering the code found at the following link:
https://tinyurl.com/y5kukz9j

past winners:
2022 millar
2021 wong
2020 night porter
2019 del
2018 del
2017 millar
2016 pana
2015 toaster
2014 pana
2013 wong
2012 gauchebag

CASH LEAGUE 22/23 - $25 Entry Fee
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Postby rankoutsider » Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:10 pm

why do we do this to ourselves...

looks like all third party extension makers need to really revise their code, based on the new layout
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Postby John Dark » Tue Jul 05, 2022 4:51 pm

Post I guess.
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Postby Lucky » Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:05 pm

congrats to lucky etc etc
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Postby murderhorn » Sat Jul 09, 2022 9:28 pm

too many expensive players
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Postby wong » Wed Jul 13, 2022 5:09 am

Trent didn't go up in price which is absolutely baffling
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Postby murderhorn » Wed Jul 13, 2022 9:11 am

Yeah it kind of sucks that the same defenders are just obvious/essential picks
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Postby Night porter » Wed Jul 13, 2022 9:22 am

Back I guess
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Postby Night porter » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:49 am

Tinkering with pre season drafts is the best part about this game. Before it turns into a mundane struggle to shoehorn in the template. I still think they could rethink they way you gain team value from price rises to reward you for actually picking up players before they explode.

Anyone going without salah?
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Postby wong » Thu Jul 14, 2022 4:17 am

Went without him for a stretch last year and never recovered. It's a boring pick but pretty much essential if you want to do well.
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Postby wong » Thu Jul 14, 2022 4:17 am

In saying that, I can't wait to load up on three cheap United players from the start and sink like a stone.
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Postby Seamus » Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:00 am

Can pretty much only afford two of Salah / Son / Haaland / Kane and given Salah's form at the end of the last season I am tempted to drop him. Also tempted by Sterling and Nunez (£2 million cheaper than Haaland)
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Postby Night porter » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:46 am

0 premiums gives you such a great team
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Postby murderhorn » Tue Jul 26, 2022 5:02 pm

Night porter wrote:0 premiums gives you such a great team

Just makes it hard to pick captains. I guess Trent and Cancelo are viable captains
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Postby murderhorn » Tue Jul 26, 2022 5:04 pm

wong wrote:Went without him for a stretch last year and never recovered. It's a boring pick but pretty much essential if you want to do well.

Haaland and Jesus are both almost 60% owned. I want to go without Haaland so bad but it just seems not smart to?
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Postby Night porter » Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:08 am

It sounds like Haaland won’t get as many minutes as you’d like if you picked him. Leaning towards starting with Kane so bet on a double hat trick from haaland GW1
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Postby Lucky » Mon Aug 01, 2022 5:50 am

this is v.hard


i just need a couple more millions to get this thing really poppin off
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Postby Lucky » Mon Aug 01, 2022 5:53 am

going with a 5-4-1 would be so nice if there was one ok striker under 6.0 for the bench

i don't wanna pick jesus ugh god
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Postby Slamwich Artist » Mon Aug 01, 2022 6:37 am

Not sure how much I should be taking from these pre-season games/community shield. Is Chilwell actually doubtful to start in week 1?

For now I'm going with:

Ederson

TAA, Robertson, Cancelo, James, Perišić

Salah (C), Martinelli, Neto

Haaland, Jesus

Bench: Andreas, Dasilva, Greenwood, Steele
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Aug 01, 2022 8:24 am

I'm outfor bloodthis season
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Postby junglejim » Tue Aug 02, 2022 9:17 am

I love mistakes. And I think my mistake might be a team without Salah :jack:
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Postby Lucky » Tue Aug 02, 2022 10:18 am

Had a draft or two without him but yeah that's not happening. Can't really see where the 1-1.5m saved between him and another premium is going to be made up elsewhere.

Currently have 5 premium defenders. Thinking about downgrading one to switch Toney to Jesus. Though he seems like he'll end up being a trap.

Hard to resist the thought that Haaland will just come in and bang braces and hat tricks left and right but my drafts before fitting him in were like 7-8 up front and stack the def-mid like most of last year.
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Postby Lucky » Tue Aug 02, 2022 10:23 am

City mids/8m mids is a nightmare
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Postby junglejim » Tue Aug 02, 2022 10:38 am

As an Arsenal fan I want Jesus to do well, but at 70% ownership there is no way he isn't blanking against a tough Palace side. Written in the stars
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Postby Night porter » Tue Aug 02, 2022 2:09 pm

Coutinho / Bailey double up for those first two fixtures
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Postby murderhorn » Tue Aug 02, 2022 3:59 pm

junglejim wrote:As an Arsenal fan I want Jesus to do well, but at 70% ownership there is no way he isn't blanking against a tough Palace side. Written in the stars

dreading having double Arsenal attack starting in the Friday night game with City/West Ham last game of the weekend and maybe only having Cancelo
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Postby murderhorn » Tue Aug 02, 2022 3:59 pm

delgriffith wrote:I'm outfor bloodthis season

are you kidding me
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Postby murderhorn » Tue Aug 02, 2022 4:00 pm

Slamwich Artist wrote:Not sure how much I should be taking from these pre-season games/community shield. Is Chilwell actually doubtful to start in week 1?

For now I'm going with:

Ederson

TAA, Robertson, Cancelo, James, Perišić

Salah (C), Martinelli, Neto

Haaland, Jesus

Bench: Andreas, Dasilva, Greenwood, Steele

this looks good
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Postby Night porter » Tue Aug 02, 2022 4:02 pm

murderhorn wrote:
junglejim wrote:As an Arsenal fan I want Jesus to do well, but at 70% ownership there is no way he isn't blanking against a tough Palace side. Written in the stars

dreading having double Arsenal attack starting in the Friday night game with City/West Ham last game of the weekend and maybe only having Cancelo



Palace away too
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Postby murderhorn » Tue Aug 02, 2022 4:10 pm

yeah god it's going to be great
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