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Postby virtuous » Wed Mar 22, 2023 8:36 am

Wrong dogs got me

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Postby Ted Pikul » Wed Mar 22, 2023 9:23 am

Yuck

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Postby Autarch » Wed Mar 22, 2023 9:30 am

Why are white Sox fans always treated to the worst national broadcasts?
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Postby Ted Pikul » Wed Mar 22, 2023 9:33 am

(one of the least likable people in the world) put him on TV
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Postby sniplets » Wed Mar 22, 2023 9:35 am

Can't be any worse than Arod. Why do they feel the need to rehabilitate these turds.
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Postby Autarch » Wed Mar 22, 2023 9:36 am

He absolutely can and will be worse than a-rod
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Postby garbiel » Wed Mar 22, 2023 1:08 pm

Ladies and gentlemen it is with pride that I can announce that Akil baddoo is absolutely back and tigers fans are in for another season of hijinks
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Postby edgeev » Wed Mar 22, 2023 2:52 pm

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Postby swamp angel » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:30 pm

rhys hoskins carted off with a non-contact knee injury :cry:
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Postby darger » Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:52 am

Kris Bryant hit 0 home runs at Coors last year after signing for 7/182. After 2016, I would not have picked Kyle Schwarber to have the better career arc but here we are.
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Postby virtuous » Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:53 am

i would have and did!
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Postby tgk2 » Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:56 am

rizzo has em both beat
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Postby papi chulo » Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:23 pm

swamp angel wrote:rhys hoskins carted off with a non-contact knee injury :cry:



This really is a huge bummer, hope he has a good recovery
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Postby garbiel » Sat Mar 25, 2023 7:49 pm

tigera walked 11 batters this game against the blue jays today
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Postby easy » Sun Mar 26, 2023 5:24 pm

Look: These conversations are never easy. You worked your ass off, you hustled on every play, but we have an Opening Day roster to build, and there’s a ton of guys fighting to get on it. That’s why I brought you in here today to tell you that you made it. Congratulations, we were filming this and it will be posted today on our official Twitter account.
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Postby Autarch » Sun Mar 26, 2023 5:52 pm

Hanser Alberto -2.5 WAR year incoming

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Postby wuk » Sun Mar 26, 2023 7:20 pm

I can't believe the Leury era is over
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Postby darger » Sun Mar 26, 2023 8:30 pm

He sucked at so many different positions
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Postby easy » Mon Mar 27, 2023 2:09 pm

easy wrote:Look: These conversations are never easy. You worked your ass off, you hustled on every play, but we have an Opening Day roster to build, and there’s a ton of guys fighting to get on it. That’s why I brought you in here today to tell you that you made it. Congratulations, we were filming this and it will be posted today on our official Twitter account.


we gotta put an end to this bit

it's a retired bit now
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Postby Hideaway Lights » Mon Mar 27, 2023 2:16 pm

Autarch wrote:Hanser Alberto -2.5 WAR year incoming



Don’t worry - after Yas, TA7, Elvis, and Robert have a four femur compound fracture collision at second base on a routine pop out, they’ll resign Yolmer, Leury, Delmonico, and Wellington Castillo and we’ll party like it’s 2018 :awful:
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Postby easy » Mon Mar 27, 2023 2:21 pm

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Postby Hideaway Lights » Mon Mar 27, 2023 2:22 pm

Hope you learned your lesson, easy. Don’t EVER show me up in front of a crowd.
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Postby darger » Mon Mar 27, 2023 2:23 pm

AUAB.
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Postby easy » Mon Mar 27, 2023 3:08 pm



oh no
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Postby gallits » Tue Mar 28, 2023 3:30 am

You have to assume they're just managing his service time like scumbags?
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Postby surly » Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:19 am

gallits wrote:You have to assume they're just managing his service time like scumbags?

yup!

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Postby gallits » Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:36 am

Hopefully it shouldn't really be a massive deal and he'll be back starting in a month, but it's so shitty and not really making the orioles a team players will want to sign contracts with.
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Postby surly » Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:46 am

yeah. imagine your GM said this about you!



just foul, foul shit
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Postby easy » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:50 am

who's making the thread? Amblin?
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