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Postby easy » Thu Dec 08, 2022 11:56 pm

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Postby alaska » Thu Dec 08, 2022 11:56 pm

Um... Ew?
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Postby easy » Thu Dec 08, 2022 11:57 pm

Effective Alaska wrote:Um... Ew?



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Postby The Priest » Thu Dec 08, 2022 11:58 pm

well easy is banned
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Postby easy » Thu Dec 08, 2022 11:59 pm

In certain circles the word is considered merely a common profanity with an often humorous connotation. For example, a person may be referred to as a 'fart', or an 'old fart', not necessarily depending on the person's age. This may convey the sense that a person is boring or unduly fussy and be intended as an insult, mainly when used in the second or third person. For example, '"he's a boring old fart!" However the word may be used as a colloquial term of endearment or in an attempt at humorous self-deprecation (e.g., in such phrases as "I know I'm just an old fart" or "you do like to fart about!"). 'Fart' is often only used as a term of endearment when the subject is personally well known to the user.

In both cases though, it tends to refer to personal habits or traits that the user considers to be a negative feature of the subject, even when it is a self-reference. For example, when concerned that a person is being overly methodical they might say 'I know I'm being an old fart', potentially to forestall negative thoughts and opinions in others. When used in an attempt to be offensive, the word is still considered vulgar, but it remains a mild example of such an insult. This usage dates back to the Medieval period, where the phrase 'not worth a fart' would be applied to an item held to be worthless.[7]

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The word fart in Middle English
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Postby ero guro vidal (aka todd) » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:08 am

I’ve never done this in my life
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Postby easy » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:09 am

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Postby mondrary » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:15 am

i was just watching the first three parts of satantango and at one point the old drunk doctor guy moved his chair back and it sounded like a fart and i was thinking Lol.
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Postby ero guro vidal (aka todd) » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:15 am

It’s uncouth to fart
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Postby easy » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:17 am

hahaha

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Postby Johan POOPLER » Fri Dec 09, 2022 1:00 am

can we not discuss rude topics? or have a "rude topics" board to keep them away from people who would just as soon avoid such filth?
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Fri Dec 09, 2022 1:01 am

people could also use the "rude topics" board to share Pornigraphic links too, if it suited them

and discuss the spicy scenarios!
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Postby Settings Options » Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:58 am

Recovered memory thanks to Poopler: My ex once farted while I was going down on her. I looked up to see her face and you can tell, it took effort.
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Postby i feel fine » Fri Dec 09, 2022 3:05 am

taylor dayne - tell it to my fart

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Postby mego » Fri Dec 09, 2022 3:36 am

I’ve smelt many farts in my lifetime and it’s so comforting to know that my own farts smell by far the best. They smell great in fact
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Postby i feel fine » Fri Dec 09, 2022 3:59 am

a middle school classmate told me that his dad told him "everyone loves their own brand"

which apparently has stuck with me like twenty years later
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Postby The Priest » Fri Dec 09, 2022 6:09 am

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Postby sniplets » Fri Dec 09, 2022 8:12 am

Ratthew wrote:Recovered memory thanks to Poopler: My ex once farted while I was going down on her. I looked up to see her face and you can tell, it took effort.


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Postby werd » Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:50 am

ero guro vidal (aka todd) wrote:I’ve never done this in my wife


*very borat voice* mai waife!
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Postby nosebleeds » Fri Dec 09, 2022 11:23 am

Ratthew wrote:Recovered memory thanks to Poopler: My ex once farted while I was going down on her. I looked up to see her face and you can tell, it took effort.

Like it took effort to look up at her or she really dug down deep to let a growler out in your face? Was she smiling?
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