Are you going "Monk Mode?"

To blast your productivity AND bank balance??

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Postby The Priest » Thu Mar 23, 2023 11:59 am

This week's trending hack is dubbed ‘monk mode’ and people who swear by it say it enhances your career and boosts your bank balance. We're listening…

Inspired by the lifestyle of monks, which is a pretty solitary one, monk mode is a period of enhanced focus, discipline, and productivity where you commit yourself to completing a goal by effectively cutting yourself off from colleagues and technology. Sounds….fun?


Sounds ... fun?
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Postby The Priest » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:01 pm

I'm gonna freakin monk
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Postby Skerple » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:02 pm

zorb mode only :x
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Postby BlackSugar » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:04 pm

I'm not going monk mode as much as monk mode is going me
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Postby pissydan » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:05 pm

sharona fleming era monk or natalie teeger era monk?
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Postby pissydan » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:05 pm

WIPE...

WIPE!
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Postby Grendel » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:07 pm

Paul Mooney wrote:When I see homeless white person I start crying. (cries) What a waste of white skin.
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Postby jack » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:07 pm

i've been going mank mode instead
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Postby big zorb » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:08 pm

Skerple wrote:zorb mode only :x


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Postby garbiel » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:09 pm

a pig in a cage
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Postby broodstar » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:10 pm

im going monk mode on em
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:10 pm

i'm going Gunk Mode
Yes, sir, I've become a real "Net-Head!" I don't know how I communicated before I got online!
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:24 pm

It's a blessing, and a curse.
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Postby broodstar » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:25 pm

your a monk bro just get the ignore curses talent
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Postby scramble » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:26 pm

going Image mode
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:28 pm

What do you know about monk mode?
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Postby 31GeeWhizz ☑️ » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:30 pm

Been reading St Benedict's Rule For Monks daily for years...been Monk Mode bro
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Postby broodstar » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:31 pm

bro if thats not cap thats lit
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Postby 31GeeWhizz ☑️ » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:32 pm

broodstar wrote:bro if thats not cap thats lit


i turned my practice into dailywisdomtexts.com
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Postby Jeremy » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:42 pm

Trying to save money by going Stylite Mode but with the rent on pillars these days it's impossible to get ahead.

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Postby 31GeeWhizz ☑️ » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:51 pm

when does a rock become a pillar

i feel like this is more of a mereological issue than anything
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Postby The Bee (from nature) » Thu Mar 23, 2023 1:49 pm

pissydan wrote:sharona fleming era monk or natalie teeger era monk?


Natalie brought so much to the table but impossible to get out of the shadow of Sharona, she was the soul of the show
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Postby broodstar » Thu Mar 23, 2023 1:51 pm

the only monk i see is the monkas haha
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Postby The Priest » Thu Mar 23, 2023 1:52 pm

broodstar wrote:the only monk i see is the monkas haha


Sounds ... fun?
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Postby darger » Thu Mar 23, 2023 2:03 pm

monk mode in the streets....
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Postby figar0 » Thu Mar 23, 2023 2:05 pm

my mom sent me a text w/ a link about this the other day lmao

going monk mode for mom
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Postby pissydan » Thu Mar 23, 2023 2:13 pm

figar0 wrote:my mom sent me a text w/ a link about this the other day lmao

going monk mode for mom

M.A.M.M. - moms against monk mode
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Postby uncledoj » Thu Mar 23, 2023 2:17 pm

Aren't monks pretty famously broke as hell? This seems like bullshit
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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Thu Mar 23, 2023 2:50 pm

Love playfully disrupting my sweetie's monk mode with my goblin mania
My listening experience in balanced mode reveals the great depth of EARTH
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Postby pissydan » Thu Mar 23, 2023 3:21 pm

malik monk mode?

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